Jokes 2

 Teacher:  "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
 Johnny :  "Ok Sir, You please squeeze out all the toothpaste
           and put back  it into the tube again."



 Teacher:  "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
 people are no longer interested to listen?"
 Johnny :  "A Teacher."


 Teacher:  "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
 Johnny :  "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
           sameday sametime."


 Teacher:  "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
 tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
 punish him?"
 Johnny :  "Because George still had the axe in his hand."


 Teacher:  "Who are the most grateful people in the human race?"
 Johnny:   "The turkish."
 Teacher:  "Why is that?"
 Johnny:   "You celebrate thanksgiving with turkeys right?"


 Teacher:  "Why were the times of King Arthur known as the dark
           ages?"
 Johnny:   "Because it was 'Knight' time sir!"


 Teacher:  "Who is the fastest human being in the world?"
 Johnny:   "My mother... She can catch me doing anything."