Jokes

Answer in ........
  Gurbachan is appearing for his University final examination. He takes
his seat in the examination
  hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit
of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws
  them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away
as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch
   follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on. "Oye, I am only following the
            instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the
following questions in brief'.".
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Sardhar Pains

This Sardarji goes to the doctor and says: 'Doc, I ache all over.
Everywhere I touch it hurts.' The doctor says:
'OK. Touch your elbow.' The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces in
genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, says:
'Touch your head.' The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony. The
doctor asks him to touch his knee and
the same thing happens. Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like
hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a
complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back
in two days. Two days later the Sardar
comes back and the doctor says: 'We've found your problem'. Sardarji:
'Oh yeah? What is it?' The doc :'You've
broken your finger!'


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Let me win Lottory

  A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust
and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so
  desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
  He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan,
please help me, I've lost my business and if I
   don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let
me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and
  somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the
temple..................... "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto,
 I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has
                                            no luck!!
Back to the temple.................. "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken
me? I've lost my business, my house, my car
  and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help
and I have always been a good servant to
        you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I
can get my life back in order???".
 Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and
the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord
                                               :
                          "SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST!!!!".

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A Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
                       Bill : I want to show you the US advancement.
come with me.
                                   (He takes him in a deep forest)

                                       Bill : Dig the ground.
                                         (Sardarji did it.)

                                     Bill : more..more..more...
                                    (Sardarji went upto 100 feet)

                                Bill : So now , try to search something.


                                       Sardarji : I got a wire.

                Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we
used to have telephones.
                                   ( Sardarji became frustrated.)

                         He invited Bill to india. Next year Bill had
been in India
                            Sardarji : I want to show you our
advancement.
                                  (the same, he takes Bill in forest.)

                                         Sardar : dig it .
                                           (Bill does.)

                                 Sardar : more ..more ..more ..........
                                  (Bill goes upto almost 400 feet..)

                                   Sardarji : try to find something.
                                           (Bill tries.)

                                  Sardarji : did you get anything ?

                                            Bill : no.

                     Sardarji : yes, even 400 years ago we used to have
WIRELESS.