LETTER FROM A PROSPECTIVE SUITOR....

Dearest  Ms Julie Yeh,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
the 14th of October ( Sunday ). With reference to the meeting held
between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training
and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense
account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving
this letter, failing which,this offer would be cancelled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romy Oh

MODERN REPLY TO MODERN DATING

Attn: Mr Romy Oh

Dear Sir,

Please refer to your letter dated today.

I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for
romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain
conditions of acceptance.

Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please
enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security
with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of
retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should
receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an
expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I
shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances
should be in order and nothing less than a
luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there should
be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an
urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of
interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
Julie Yeh