Men
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Men are like ....plastics
They only show up when there is food on the table.

Men are like ....mascara
They usually run at the first signs of emotion.

Men are like ....Copiers
We need them for reproduction, but that is about it.

Men are like ....bike helmets
They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like ...government bonds
They take so long to mature.

Men are like ...lava lamps
They are fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like ...bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like ....high heels
Easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like ....curling irons
They are always hot, and always in your hair.

Men are like ....mini skirts
If not careful, they creep up your legs.