"Prayer for Serenity"

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
    I had to kill because they pissed me off.
    And also,
    Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they
    May be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.