Yishun

Here Goes!! This is from a pet shop in Yishun.... The shop seller
was selling a white feathered parrot. He has been having trouble
selling it because all it knew how to say was,"Chee-B**"
(I'm sure you know what that means!)One day the shop keeper was fed
up with the bird so he decide to train it by tying a string to each of its legs...
Every time the parrot was going to swear, he'd pull one of the legs and
teach it to talk nicely.... Few weeks past and he was sure the parrot was ready for sale.
A customer approached the parrot and asked why the parrot had strings on its legs.
"Try pulling the left string?" said the owner, he did... The parrot said,
"Hello, nice to meet you!"
The customer was impressed!!!
"Try pulling the other string?" said the owner, he did... the parrot said
"Goodbye, see you soon!"
The customer was trully impressed!!! He asked the owner," what if I
pulled both strings?" The parrot said," I'll fall down lah, you Chee-B**!!"