Let's see, maybe I can cut out some pictures and glue it to this form..... there!!!
I also like ice cream, most other foods, crapping out, liquor (tequila exactly), MUSIC, and of course, ladies :)
Age: Welllllllll, I am ageing.... but SO ARE YOU!! So bug off, cos I'm already 18 (yeah yeah you old fart)
Sex: Often?.. No, not right... Yeah so I'm a guy.. If you ever thought I was a gal for a minute maybe you should leave :)
Address: Err..... you wouldn't wanna know. Some place with a Tanjung and Rambutan in it.
Previous Medical Records: Sent to 3 different drug rehabilitation centres worldwide as well as 2 alcoholic anonymous centres, also had 3 strokes and a heart attack in the past 3 years... yeah yeah I'm joking
Previous Criminal Records: Convicted of girl-chasing in 1996, sentenced to 2 years celibacy. Convicted of stealing petrol from the gas station in 1997, sentenced to 1 year of pumping petrol for other people. Convicted of bad breath in 1997, sentenced to non-stop Clorets for 3 months. (That stopped the girl-chasing).
Previous Female Companions: Hey.... what sorta government form is this anyway??
Reasons for taking Viagra: Hey... are you stupid or somethin? People have only ONE reason for taking Viagra!!!
Likes:
Let's see, maybe I can cut out some pictures and glue it to this form.....
there!!!
I also like ice cream, most other foods, crapping out, liquor (tequila
exactly), MUSIC, and of course, ladies :)
Dislikes: Government forms, not having any cash, boredom and weird people.
Hangouts: You can find me in The Deep, Coffee Beans around, Modesto's, public toilets around PJ, in my house, outside the BMW showroom, #38, at the Verandah , in my car, and in quiet lonely romantic spots (don't look for me here)
Reasons for having a Homepage: Errr... do you have to have one?
Favourite Stuff: Next and U2 (clothes), U2(band), Garbage (oooo Miss Manson rocks!), the M Roadster *sigh*, the Viper, my girlfriend, smelling petrol fumes, Heneiken, tequila and wasting time.
*Please stick a passport photo of yourself and mail this form to
the nearest Tanjung Rambutan centre.