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SYNCHRONICITY. Dedicated to having Pink Floyd soundtrack every movie ever.
OFF THE DEEP END. Pink Flamingos, Pink Flamingos and more Pink Flamingos!
APPLICATION TO LIVE IN ARKANSAS. I hope my hog friends will forgive me.
ANARCHY AT YOUR LOCAL 7 ELEVEN. Making 7 Eleven employee's lives hell.
NURWIBISCO. Have you ever wondered where all those Dittoheads went?
HOUSE OF SLIME. Slugs, slugs and more slugs.
TEETH AND TATTOOS. More of one equals less of the other?
THE TORTURE KING. Go ahead...try this at home.
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. A scholarly look at the castaways.
BUY MY IN-LAWS!. Such a deal.
SCOTT'S PAGE OF EVIL. Scary stuff.
FRIEDA AND GUIDO'S INTERACTIVE UNDERWEAR. Hey, whatcha eating under there?
ZAMBONI. 'Nuff said?
EXOR'S GUIDE TO CONTEMPORARY LIVING. Here's the story...
FUN WITH WD40. New page by the duct tape guys.
GORDON'S ENTOMOLOGICAL PAGE. More bugs than Netscape and IE put together.
POT BELLIED MEN OF AMERICA. Ah, home sweet home.
TOPHER'S BREAKFAST CEREAL CHARACTER GUIDE. Silly rabbits and all.
NEWT GINGRICH EAT MY DINNER. Even the title is odd as can be.
THE HISTORY OF CONTRACEPTION. Some scumbags page.
THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM. Math makes my head hurt.
MAGIC OVER THE WEB. Almost as cheesy as a Copperfield show.
THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE MUSEUM. Keeps tabs on what those wacky spooks are up to.
BUNNY SURVIVAL TEST PAGE. Burn, Bunny, Burn!
USES FOR TAMPON APPLICATORS. Just felt that I should plug this page.
!SDRAWKCAB. Makes pages go backwards. Ours is not to reason why...
GROVER, THE PIMP. Extremely profane and not for the easily offended.
THE ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO BREAKING YOUR COMPUTER. For all of you Mac users.
CENSORED PAGE. True history of computing that they don't want you to know.
NATURAL BREAST ENLARGEMENT. I must, I must...ah-ohm!
DIVERSIONS-COURTROOM BLOOPERS. Been there, done that.
ADVICE FOR GENTLEMEN. Very important information here.
STUMP FEVER Geez!
CLEANING A FISH PICTURE GALLERY. One word...GUTS!
THE INTERNATIONAL HOME OF LOSERS AND SMARTASSES. It hurts to not even be invited.
THE INTERACTIVE PATIENT. Don't worry, you can always bury your mistakes.
TYSHA'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION PAGE. Tysh, go outside, take a walk, something. Geez!
INCREDIBLE THINGS. I have no idea.
NEMATODES. Do you really have worms?
HEAVEN'S GATE-THE PLAY. I laughed so hard that I almost left my container.
THE Q-TIP PAGE. The only tool you'll ever need.
THE RED SHOE PAGES. Hey, would you like a little cheese with that whine?
APPLICATION TO BE SARANG'S GIRLFRIEND. I wonder if this works?
THE ILLUMINATI. Finally, all of their secrets revealed!
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. Invaluable advice from the boys at MIT.
CYNIC'S HALL OF FAME. How good can it be?
KOOK OF THE MONTH. How fun.
ORAL SEX PYRAMID. I wonder if this really works?
AD HELLAdvertising parody.
WALL O' SHAME What a great way to document the fall of modern society.
DID YOU KNOW?. Some fairly odd facts.
LIFE SUCKS. The homepage for alt.lifesucks
WEIRD WORD OF THE DAY. Increase your oddness and your vocabulary at the same time.
BLOW YER BRAINS OUT. Better than the real thing. Much better.
ELVIS SPOTTERS. Now we'll know where he went when he left the building.
COMMOTION STRANGE. Anne Rice web page. I found it odd on a few different levels.
KEN'S TEMP WEB PAGE. Someone ought to tell those pundits to stop babbling since this is what the web is REALLY about.
BAD ANSWER MAN. Lots of these guys around.
FUTURE DEAD WHITE MALES. The sooner the better for some.
FUN EMAIL. And I thought that *I* really needed to get a life.
UNIBOMBER FAN CLUB. Can you believe the kind of pages Geocities allows? Sheesh!
WACKY PATENT OF THE MONTH. I hate that word wacky. But it's a fun page anyways.
2600 MAGAZINE. Neato hacker stuff.
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING STUPID. Like it wasn't before?
THE CATACOMBS. Many odd things to root for in here if the dust doesn't bother you.
THE DEMENTIA RESEARCH GROUP. If you're here, you need to go there.
HEY KOOLAID. Obsessivness is it's own reward.
I AM HERE. Not really, but if it makes you feel better to think so...
THE BARDO OF DEATH STUDIES. These guys kill me.
A MORALLY DEPRAVED SQIRREL. Maybe he was just looking to get a nut.
EVIL LITTLE BROTHER EXCUSE GENERATOR. Cool!
SIN CITY. Penn and Teller's Home Page
DAN'S PSYCHO-DELIC ART GALLERY. Cool enough to ignore that he uses frames.
POLYESTER TELEVISION. My parents actually let me watch this crap?
BOGUS HOME PAGE. Ain't they all?
VIRTUAL LITE BRITE. Cool stuff
WHY AOL SUCKS. Stuff we all know, but it's all in a nice list here.
THE DON HENLEY SCHOOL OF SONGWRITING. If this don't scare you, no evil thing will.
VIRTUAL DARTBOARD. Stick it to some of your "favorites".
75 YEARS OF BAND-AIDS. I don't why this is so odd, but trust me, it is.
MYSTERY IN THE HOOSIER FOREST. I found this while looking for links for my Paranormal Page . I think it fits here better.
THE HEAD SHOP Very strange page.
DREAM CRUISE. A very silly, odd and amusing game.
A THOUSAND POINTS OF SITES. Pick a site, any site.
DAN'S WORLD. Pictures of scary babies.
PLANET WALLYWOOD BAD PICK UP LINE SERVER. Some of these could work.
88 LINES ABOUT 44 WOMEN. I don't know what this is...but I liked it.
AND THE BRIDE WORE.... The only good bride is an odd bride.
MR. ASSHOLE. My kinda guy.
THE CENTER FOR DUCK STUDIES. Make up your own pun for this one.
FIND THE SPAM. Pretty self-explanatory.
THE ROOT OF ALL THINGS LOOKIT. I've been there and I still don't know what it means.
BLUEDOG CAN COUNT. Loads more fun than a calculator.
COWS CAUGHT IN THE WEB. I could say that this page moooooo-ved me. But lucky for you, I won't.
FERRET FRENZY. See the ferret. See the ferret run, Run, ferret, run!
MOUNT HOREB MUSTARD MUSEUM. The finest condiment museum that I've ever seen.
THIS OLD SOUSE. Just don't puke on your tools.
VIRTUAL BUBBLEWRAP. Who can resist this?
FIND THE TRUE KILLER. Help them find the fiend that framed OJ.
FUNNYTOWN. Oh, just lots and lots of stuff here.
KOOK OF THE MONTH AWARDS. Isn't it about time we rewarded the true backbone of the net?
THE PEE PEE PAGE. Continuing my tradition of only bringing you the classiest things on the web.
ENLIGHTENMENT GIVEN ME BY MY KIDNEY STONE. Better him than me.
WHACK-A-GEEK. Requires Shockwave.
RIOT EZINE. Tear gas optional.
AM NEWS ABUSE. It beats listening to some idiot drive time DJ to hear these stories.
EDWARD GOREY. Oddness illustrated.
PRAYERS HEAVENBOUND. One way to move to the head of the line.
LIP BALM ANONYMOUS. One day at a time.
MUSICAL POTTY. This is the way we take a leak, take a leak, take a leak.
THE ANTI-CHAIN LETTER. Like they say, with stupidity...anything is possible.
DEAD CAT. The only kind I can tolerate.
THE BUREAU OF ATOMIC TOURISM. Is this out legacy?
WHY SOMEONE SHOULD DATE ME. Well, not me. My wife doesn't let me date anymore.
PHOBIA LIST. Something for everyone.
ANDY HAVOC'S JOURNAL. New uses for the English language.
ARE YOU FLEA-FREE?
ROBOTWARS. Thanks to Bob from Image Factory for this one.
GOTHIC BABE OF THE WEEK". Hubba hubba.
JAPAN IS STRANGE. Ain't we all?
THE HOUSE OF SLIME. No, this isn't the home page for Congress.
THE BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL. I'm glad he doesn't run my server.
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB. Makes me want to go back to school.
ANTHONY'S MOST ANNOYING OF THE WEB. He's not kidding.
THE RANDOM PSYCHOSIS GENERATOR. Something for everyone.
THE DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC HYPERDIMENSION. Like, wow man.
PEOPLE AGAINST PEOPLE. Wasn't that a Barbra Streisand song?
THE SPLATTER PAGE. Not quite a gross as it sounds, but close.
THE CENTER FOR MONICAN STUDIES. All things Monican.
MADAME SCEPTIC. A fortune teller.
AL'S AMAZING WEB MIRROR. Can you see the real me?
THE ANTI-COMPUTER PAGE. Makes you wonder how he created the page.
HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN. I wonder if the same applies to my wife.
LONELY? NEED A PENPAL?. Can you believe this?
CITIZEN'S SELF ARREST FORM. It's your civic duty.
ASK MR. BAD ADVICE. Just like home.
PLANET OF THE APES. Get your hands off me you damn dirty, bad, fascist actor.
VIRTUAL PUBLIC RESTROOM. The toilet of the web.
CONDOMS. More than you ever wanted to know about everbody's favorite scumbag.
THE NIPPLE SERVER. Just the left one, please.
MORON DRIVERS. Everyone in my neighborhood must have read this one.
MOOD DETECTOR. Not sure how you feel?
ANAGRAM INSANITY. Too much fun.
CONSERVATIVELY INCORRECT. Oh, will that evil liberal media stop at nothing?
THE MUSEUM OF UNNATURAL HISTORY. Pack a lunch.
RATE YOUR RISK. Need a little reassurance?
ASK MR. ANGST. Your problem solver.
TO HELL WITH SCIENCE. Things Mr. Wizard never showed you.
THE CAUSTIC TURTLE & COMPANY. What a great nname, eh?
BIG HAIR PAGE. Not just big hair...big hair Texas style.
THE EXPERIMENT. What are holidays without a little humbug?
DEATHNET. Spreading a little joy for the holiday season.
CULT OF THE DEAD COW. Not that one, the udder.
HOW I KILLED MY PARENTS. Good thinking.
CYBERISTAN. An idea whose time has come.
THE POODLE HATE PAGE. Evil little bastards.
ROADSIDE TERRORISM. I wonder if this really works?
THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT TRIED...AND FAILED. I think I can, I think I can. Think again, sucker.
MR. T ATE MY BALLS. Some people deserve a second 15 minutes of fame.
FRIENDS. Not the TV show, thankfully.
JACK CHICK. Praise the Lord and pass the paranoia!
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