Cartoon Battles


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I hope to have some pics sometime soon...but I'm too lazy to upload them...

He-Man vs. Liono, Lord of the ThunderCats

This would be an interesting battle indeed. Here we have two muscle bound fellas with big ass swords. I think perhaps He-Man has the edge on strength, but Liono has the much cooler sword. Personally, I think Liono would kick the HELL out of He-Man with all them lightning bolts flying out of the Sword of Omens.


Voltron vs. Omega Supreme

This would be a good fight also. Perhaps a battle that would go back and forth for a few hours, but ultimately, the Voltron force will "FORM BLAZING SWORD" and start to ginsu up Omega Supreme. I know he's powerful, but that Blazing Sword is too powerful.


Sailor Moon vs. She-Ra

Every great battle has it's shares of cat-fights. Here we have pitted two well-loved buxom blonde bomb-shells, She-Ra and Sailor moon. She-Ra has a nifty sword with a pretty little jewel in the middle, and she has super strength and a flying unicorn as a steed. Sailor Moon is a pre-teen super-hero chick with a magic wand and a flying head-band lookin thing. Though I think Sailor Moon is a helluva lot cuter than that brawny Amazon, She-Ra would polish the floor with her.


Autobot Jetfire vs. Skull-Leader of Robotech

For those of you who know toys, you already know these two are the SAME DAMN THING. Exact replicas of each other, except for difference in colors. Now, here's the catch, Jet-Fire is a sentient machine, while Skull-Leader is piloted by Rick Hunter. Though it pains me to say so, Skull-Leader is goin DOWN.


Skeletor vs. Mum-Ra

Ah yes, a battle of villains. Skeletor is the arch rival of He-Man, who never EVER seems to be able to get over the fact that he has NO SKIN. Mum-ra is THOUSANDS of years old...and with a little help from the Ancient Spirits of Evil, transforms into one BIG mother-frucker with a lotta kewl magic powers and even a double blade sword called "The Sword of Plundar" that is even a match for the Sword of Omens sometimes. No contest here, Mum-Ra the ever living would whoop his ASS!


Goku of DragonBall Z vs. Pantro of the ThunderCats

No doubt, Goku is one bad mother frucker. Seems to be a Master of Martial Arts with incredible powers. Panthro is also a Master of martial arts, he's also the super strong one of the ThunderCats and his weapon has got to be one of the coolest weapons in cartoon history, his red and blue nunchucks. This one is hellu tough to decide, but I gotta go with Goku...he whoops butt in every episode...just too bad a mofo to deny a victory.


Michael Angelo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Pantro

Perhaps this is redemption for that last fight. Here we got two masters of the nunchucks. Do I even hafta THINK about this fight? Pantro looks at MichaelAngelo and his theme music starts in the background. After the dust settles, the scene fades to black as Pantro walks into the sunset with a new turtle shell to use as a coffee table.


That's all folks!!!

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