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Just the same old bullshit and Not Really Improved! Fuck around!!! NOW, WITH LESS WORKING STUFF!!!!
Sorry about not doing anything here for a bit. I've been too fucking busy lately to worry about shit like a website. Damn. It's been like... 2 years, 4 and a half months since I did anything here? Good lord!.
Lord Mike - 10.15.00 eh... 3.7.03 ?
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This site contains some really explicit shit and should not be viewed by people with mental instability. If you feel you cannot handle NUDITY, DOMINATION BY ALIEN RACES, ARTILLERY, COOL SHIT, and DUMB SHIT then please leave
NOW. Just push the back button on your browser and pretend you were never here. The last thing I need is to be held responsible for some whacko offing forty million people because he/she didn't really agree with my site. It's my job to do that.
Also, anyone under the age of
18 needs to have parental or adult permission to view this site. Mom not around or maybe she's too busy to listen to your plea? Then you can ask me. I say it's OK. You're going to see this shit sooner or later if you haven't already. Remember, it's always better to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
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LORD MIKE'S Magical Disclaimer Section :
People in today's society take shit too seriously. Be it racial slurs, road rage, economic problems, pop radio, etc. This site is meant to be a release from the "politically correct" world we live in. So if you have no sense of humor and cannot handle a joke, cut your balls off ( you don't need them anymore ) and please leave. If you take offense at the slightest thing, please leave. This site is for people who can relax and enjoy themselves. Everyone may not find the content of this site to be to their liking, but who cares? Eventually you will stumble upon something that might make you smile. Unless the site gets shut down first... In which case I have back-up so :P
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FAQ's
I just started this thing. Fuck off.
2.How can I be in this section and what kind of shit are you going to post about me?
Send your pics to me and I'll put it up. I'll only post the shit you send me. I've got better things to do than make shit up about you.
3.Lord Mike, when are you just going to die and leave us all alone?
Not as long as it pisses you off that I still live. Next question...
4. Lord Mike, will you shut the fuck up?
No.
I think that's enough for the FAQ's.
Sorry folks,
It's come and gone once again..
A specal thanks to everyone who came to L2K. Much love and props to Sandy and Allen the crazy aussie for a venue, the setup and cleanup crews, the police for not coming :), whoever brought the FireWater, for Tuttle, and the rain for making us wet anyway so the jump into the pool really wasn't that bad. Special thanks to anyone who helped drag my drunken carcass around that evening. Sorry to anyone who got puked on and to the 25+ casualties that resulted from binging. See you next year.
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Cool links to other sites you should check out because you have some time to kill:
http://www.thefreaks.com/darcangel
magma.gosat.pl/~workus/glowna.htm
www.cumdumpster.com ( gotta love the name )
Keep checking here for the link to the official
CHIEFS site. It's coming. Maybe I'll have it done once Version 4.20 comes around ;). I'm still working on it. Once it's done you shouldn't be dissapointed. I hope.
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Lord Mike 2000