A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.
Sometime later, she tells him she is pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse
some money and asked her to go to Italy and have
the baby there.
"But how will I let you know when
the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "send me a postcard,
and write "SPAGHETTI" on the back of it.
He gives her a hug, and a kiss, to reassure
her, and tells her not to worry, that he
will pay for all of the childs expenses.
nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and one day the doctor's
wife called him at his office and said, "Dear,
you've recieved a very strange postcard from
EUROPE today, and I'm not sure what
to make of it...
The doctor replies, "just wait til I get
home, I'll explain it to you then."
Later that evening the doctor came home
and while reading the postcard, he fell to the
floor with a heart attack.
His wife quickly calls 911.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER.
The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked her, "what trauma had precipitated the
cardiac arrest?" So she picked up the card and
and read:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Two with meatballs
and sausage and two with out!!!!
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