Record 154 Name: Macy Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Time: 1999-03-01 19:34:12 Comments: Oh this was the best.Enough said |
Record 153 Name: Arlene Flanders Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, NY Time: 1999-02-28 05:32:50 Comments: Private!!! -Click to View- |
Record 152 Name: Alan Stein Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Los Angeles/Las Vegas/Charlotte Time: 1999-02-27 06:52:04 Comments: Private!!! -Click to View- |
Record 151 Name: Ellen Brill Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: LA, CA Time: 1999-02-25 21:08:24 Comments: totally cute. |
Record 150 Name: stacey t. Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: HOUSTON TEXAS Time: 1999-02-23 18:37:53 Comments: I love this page..its adorable! thanx... -stace |
Record 149 Name: Barbara Berger Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: formally LI~Charleston,SC Time: 1999-02-23 15:41:14 Comments: Fantastic web page...I haven't finished reading it all, but I love what I have read so far....can keep me busy for hours |
Record 148 Name: marilyn bilu Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: florida Time: 1999-02-22 20:28:07 Comments: once someone called a friend a jap -she replied - i used to be one now i have passed it and am a QUEEN |
Record 147 Name: Jerry End Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Stonersville, PA Time: 1999-02-16 04:55:16 Comments: Thank you for showing that ethnic humor is universal and doesn't have to be mean-spirited, Mazel Tov! > from a son of St. Patrick. |
Record 146 Name: fran Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: bucks county PA Time: 1999-02-15 17:21:47 Comments: nice web page |
Record 145 Name: Abbe Varga Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Philadelphia, PA Time: 1999-02-09 19:52:49 Comments: Private!!! -Click to View- |
Record 144 Name: Linda Barton Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: maryland Time: 1999-02-09 19:12:00 Comments: Oy vey, this is a keeper!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Record 143 Name: Nancy M. Finegood Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands Time: 1999-02-08 09:58:30 Comments: Very humourous!!! |
Record 142 Name: Max Dubinsky Website: Referred by: Net Search From: Germany Time: 1999-02-08 02:35:30 Comments: Well, what can I say except admitting the fact that this very homepage made me laugh and not once. Just great! It's been a pleasure... |
Record 141 Name: Jodi A. Blackman Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Detroit, Michigan (Farmington Hills) Time: 1999-02-07 18:20:36 Comments: This is really great and of course, I have forwarded this web page to a ton of friends. |
Record 140 Name: Amanda Morgenstern Website: Referred by: Net Search From: East Hanover, New Jersey Time: 1999-02-07 12:11:02 Comments: Believe it or not, I am just 13 years old, and completely understand this sight!!! |
Record 139 Name: Leah Arluk Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Sunny South Florida Time: 1999-01-31 06:58:14 Comments: This website is gorgeous, darling! All my BBG friends will Kvell for it!!MWAHHHHHHH |
Record 138 Name: joel feinberg Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Rhode Island Time: 1999-01-31 06:13:02 Comments: great!! will take weeks to read all! |
Record 137 Name: Kathy Tirschwell Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Time: 1999-01-27 07:03:22 Comments: Loved your site, it's like listening to my New York relatives! Thanks, I'll be back (after I go shopping of course!) |
Record 136 Name: Art & Es Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Delray Beach, Fla. Time: 1999-01-18 18:34:55 Comments: Great material. Enjoying every minute! |
Record 135 Name: Jefferson Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Sunny Scotland (Its Snowing Again) Time: 1999-01-18 16:35:15 Comments: Great page |
Record 134 Name: Philine R. Gorin Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Miami Beach, Florida Time: 1999-01-18 05:11:31 Comments: Cute. Really cute. This website will answer a lot of questions from my goyish friends! |
Record 133 Name: Linda Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Connecticut Time: 1999-01-17 06:15:54 Comments: Loved you page! Will pass it on to others. Especially like the Aids Awareness link. Keep up the good work! |
Record 132 Name: JP Website: Wild Life Art Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Canada Time: 1999-01-10 11:18:43 Comments: Great site! |
Record 131 Name: Moomoo & Pogo Website: The Omega Connection Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Vancouver Island Time: 1999-01-07 15:46:46 Comments: Hi! Remember us? Moomoo & Pogo sending you their best wishes for '99. Come visit us sometime at Omega! Take care, right? |
Record 130 Name: tweekyman Website: Referred by: Tripod From: Ohio, Texas, Bosnia Time: 1998-12-26 19:00:22 Comments: Great Page J.A.P. |
Record 129 Name: Stephanie Gelber Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Illinois Time: 1998-12-20 20:38:10 Comments: i love your page, its so true and very funny! |
Record 128 Name: Wendy Greene Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Chicago IL Time: 1998-12-18 08:21:15 Comments: Hi there! Remember me? Well I've finished shooting my documentary, "Princess", on the year in the life of a Jewish American Princess. I've got a five minute clip of it on my web site at www.princessfilm.com. Let me know what you think! |
Record 127 Name: p. sitomer Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: ny Time: 1998-12-09 20:19:04 Comments: had a great time with this site!!! |
Record 126 Name: Phil Hanna Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Indian Rocks Beach, FL Time: 1998-12-04 03:59:12 Comments: Most enjoyable. I love Jewish humor. What our world needs is more laughter and the ability not to take one's self so seriously. |
Record 125 Name: Jennye Mesirow Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Normal, IL Time: 1998-11-19 18:18:07 Comments: Oy!! Such a joy to see!! |
Record 124 Name: Mel Goodman Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: London Time: 1998-11-16 09:23:26 Comments: Like your site. How do I submit a joke? Any how here is one. What do you call a Jewish Princess who makes love eight nights in a row? Hanuka Lewinski. |
Record 123 Name: maxwell kravitz Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: delray beach, fl Time: 1998-11-11 06:30:49 Comments: How did I find you?Thru the Fleagleman Sisters |
Record 122 Name: Bazza Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: AUSTRALIA Time: 1998-11-02 04:34:13 Comments: This is GREAT!!!! Keep up the good work |
Record 121 Name: karen Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Tampa, FL Time: 1998-10-31 16:28:35 Comments: Very Cool! Add me to your list! |
Record 120 Name: Marilyn Sultar Website: Marilyn, The Mishuganah Cook Referred by: Signing another Guestbook From: Upstate NY Time: 1998-10-26 05:57:11 Comments: I'm still laughing!!!! Great site, and oy, how true |
Record 119 Name: Charlotte Yaillen Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Wisconsin Time: 1998-10-25 12:17:17 Comments: Your site is marvelously entertaining and well-designed (as befits any self-respecting J.A.P.!! Martha Stewart, eat your heart out!) I hope to spend many happy hours here -- just another excuse not to cook dinner!! Thanx for all the laughs! |
Record 118 Name: Mark Heitner Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Time: 1998-10-22 14:19:50 Comments: A Jewish friend from France told me of your site (2 locations). We had met on a YACHDAV trip to Israel, where 250 people from around the world (except the US) were invited for a United Isreal Appeal/ Keren Heyesod tour of Israel (We also went to Amsterdam and the Ukraine...no questions please, it's as bad as you can imagine). Loved the sounds and the idea! keep it up! Sincerely, Mark |
Record 117 Name: John Sauvageau Website: The Omega Connection Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Vancouver Island BC Canada Time: 1998-10-06 22:27:35 Comments: Oy! Just dropped by for my weekly dose of wisdom and relaxation. Take care! John |
Name: Marcos Susskind Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Sao Paulo, Brazil Time: 1998-09-29 11:19:23 Comments: I was at Leichner's page and came in from there. I will be back. I liked it! I am one of six in a Jewish Humor group in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The group = "Os Raposas e a Uva" (a play with words that works only in Portuguese). Our group works ONLY for Tzdaka, at ZERO cost to any institution, provided 100% goes to Tzdaka. We'd like to utilize some of your jokes in our sketches. Marcos |
Name: Bevel Website: Opinions from my iliac spine! Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Lawn Guy-land originally, now Oy Vegas Time: 1998-09-19 15:40:39 Comments: Oy, this shiksa almost plotzed when she read this homepage.............Now, if there are any divorced, jewish Dah-tahs viewing this guestbook.........I'm here in Sin City! |
Name: Angel Cohen(2 be) Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: My MOTHER........and you? Time: 1998-09-17 20:23:01 Comments: Oy, such a venture.........I assume you do have your manicurist on call for those probable polish chips! |
Name: Ben Borok Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Novato, just north of San Francisco Time: 1998-08-24 22:49:00 Comments: Nu, such a nize site. Mine J.A.P. daughter recomended it, and we've been laughing since! Keep up the fun - hopr to contribute soon! Zi Guzunt! Frances and Ben |
Name: eggbert Flattesaddle Website: Referred by: Net Search From: Oz (australia) Time: 1998-08-18 04:42:53 Comments: So you want a comment. Well here's one. |
Name: Audrey Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Philadelphia Time: 1998-08-14 15:19:22 Comments: Great page! The things I read were hilarious!!! Glad to know that I am not the only one who hates to cook, clean and do laundry. Thank G-d I married a man who can't stand a mess and will do most of these things when he gets fed up enough!!! |
Name: Suzanne Website: Referred by: From a Friend From: Orange County, CA. Time: 1998-08-09 20:14:02 Comments: This is one of the most entertaining sights I've ever seen - thanks for helping me to understand the idiosyncracies of my heritage - My mother should see this- WHAT A HOOT! |
Name: Naomi Website: NAOMI NET UK Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: England Time: 1998-08-09 10:21:45 Comments: Splendid site, though there was a certain lack of references to shopping (every Jewish woman's gold medal event). Where can I get an industrial strength hair dryer? |
Name: Wanda Brewer Website: JAP Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: friend Time: 1998-08-07 11:03:03 Comments: I know this sounds ignorant, but would you please explain to me, what is a Jewish American Princess? |
Name: alanna Website: http://www.angelfire.com/me/lubavitchteens Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: CA Time: 1998-08-06 18:36:27 Comments: Great page, great laughs, visit my page too! I bet NY has more JAPs than we do in LA! |
Name: Suzanne Sneider Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Time: 1998-07-08 09:27:43 Comments: Cute web page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Name: Illana Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Milwaukee Time: 1998-06-29 18:35:24 Comments: Very Nice |
Name: Jack Gallagher Website: Referred by: Net Search From: Port St. Lucie, FL Time: 1998-06-03 19:42:03 Comments: I thought I'd search on J.A.P.'s...and I found your brightly original page - well done! I married into Jewish "royalty" 17 years ago and have never looked back since! I must check your joke page to be sure I haven't missed any, but my favorite JAP joke has always been: "How can you tell when a JAP has had an orgasm? She drops her emery board..." Once again, great job! |
Name: Jerry Balter Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Boyntron Bch., Florida Time: 1998-05-29 14:39:49 Comments: Great, I Love it. Maybe I'll let my wife in on this JAP. |
Name: Amanda & Marissa Website: um...no Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Paramus, New Jersey Time: 1998-05-28 12:19:05 Comments: Email me cuz i want some mail and i will be your friend |
Name: Denis Cook Website: COOK'S HOME PAGE Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Lancaster, PA Time: 1998-05-25 16:17:19 Comments: Joanie sent me and I thought I'd have a look around. Like your greeting? |
Name: Roslyn Kiper Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Melbourne, Victoria, AUSTRALIA Time: 1998-05-20 23:45:47 Comments: Fantasic web page (especially the Yiddish). I hope to see more soon From a Jewish AUSTRALIAN Princess! |
Name: Moe Wind Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Long Island, New York Time: 1998-05-20 04:45:43 Comments: If you have a recipe for gefullte fish like my mother used to make, e.g., tasty, light, and fluffy, please send via e-mail to opa1@msn.com |
Name: AnOldFriend Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: VIRTUALLY everywhere Time: 1998-05-19 21:23:15 Comments: Oy g'valt - what gives? Where was all the guilt? I thought this page would be filled with yiddishe mamma's guilt. Nice page - will study it thoroughly 'cause I know you'll be testing me sooner or later - I may even contribute if you cook me up some borscht even :-) |
Name: Sarah Hartt-Snowbell Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Time: 1998-05-19 20:47:27 Comments: I was delighted to learn about this site! As it's close to bedtime, I haven't given it my best shot....but I will do every inch of the Jap-Page asap. This is my kinda stuff. Oy...it could make anyone proud! |
Name: Nancy Katzman Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: LA, California 9 years, born in R.I. Time: 1998-05-17 11:12:27 Comments: Love it. Will definitely contribute! |
Name: Linda J. Levin Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Philadelphia Time: 1998-05-14 04:39:56 Comments: Really hysterical. I enjoyed it very much |
Name: Arthur Goldstone Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Fresno Ca Time: 1998-05-12 12:11:54 Comments: Love your page. My daughters {3} were raised as JAPs. They love{hate}your page.I pass your link to all my friends |
Name: Gary May Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Oslo Time: 1998-04-15 16:37:33 Comments: None yet!!!!! |
Name: ~TOOK'S™~ Website: ~TOOK'S™~ MOUNTAIN LAIR Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: CALGARY, ALBERTA CANADA Time: 1998-04-07 13:53:27 Comments: I thoroughly enjoyed your pages and links and sat here laughing and plutzing as I read everything. Keep up the good work and someday maybe the whole world will be as one...JAPS without MEN! *W* Hugs and G-d Speed, Candy, a.k.a. ~TOOK'S™~ |
Name: herby Website: Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure From: MARS Time: 1998-04-01 14:12:30 Comments: We need this for our health |
Name: Dee Harper Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In From: Raleigh, North Carolina Time: 1998-03-15 13:17:51 Comments: Mazel tov! Your site is terrific! |
Name: Skip Website: Referred by: Net Search From: WV Time: 1998-03-05 16:23:14 Comments: Whose bright idea was this page about Japs? Where did you get the idea that anyone who had a semblance of a brain would be interested in Japs? Why would anyone input a search to go see a page on Japs? And more importantly, where are the naked pictures? |
Name: The Deli Guy Website: The Deli Guy's Dull Web Page Referred by: From www.GuestWorld.com From: I'm an Italian from Kosher Kanyon Time: 1998-03-03 17:07:56 Comments: I see you were at my page...do you want to date? I could use a little yiddishe mama...don't tell my wife of course. And what a small world it is! I too love to dance to the beat. Maybe we'll meet at bianca's for a little cyber foreplay? Come and sample my pickle |
Name: sue kalmon Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Time: 1998-02-21 07:36:15 Comments: just needed to do somme research on jewish humor and found this page, love it. |
Name: Sharlene Robinson Website: none Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Miami, FL Time: 1998-02-13 16:53:45 Comments: 1. Cute. 2. PLEASE do not distribute the cyberinformation I have given you. 3. J.A.P. actually is an abbreviation for "Jewish American Prince." Their mothers create them. |
Name: amy horowitz Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Austin, TX Time: 1998-02-01 14:33:54 Comments: Funny Page!!!! |
Name: Leah Meyrowitz Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Los Angeles Time: 1998-01-31 22:59:45 Comments: Like wow! This is a cool website. A nachas! Power ot the Princesses! |
Name: Gary Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Miami Time: 1998-01-31 10:43:35 Comments: Mazel tov on a hilarious/entertaining/enlightening site! I love this stuff; it reveals so much about OTHER people:-) |
Name: anita magid Website: Referred by: From Geocities From: australia Time: 1998-01-26 10:49:38 Comments: I also broke a nail |
Name: Anne Goodings Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Las Vegas Time: 1998-01-26 08:58:19 Comments: I love it!!!!!!!!! |
Name: Robin Olson Website: Get Caught in Robin's Web - Something for Everyone! Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Maryland Time: 1998-01-13 08:40:19 Comments: Dear JAP, Your website is a chochmeh! Mazel tov on on job well done. :) Okay, so I married a shagitz. But I didn't forget my roots (which need to be dyed, by the way.) Genoog, already! Gotta go, time to nosh...... Have a great New Year in 1998 and 5768, or whatever the jewish new year is! - Robin |
Name: David Argoff Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Wash. DC Time: 1998-01-09 03:21:36 Comments: Your Yiddisha Primer needs some work on definitions and the unusual changes in spelling conventions from the "phonetics" to the "English" Not that it's really wrong, but it's inconsistent and gives heartburn to a lingust. If I can help, let me know. |
Name: Renee Website: Flam1ngo's Homepage Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Syracuse, NY Time: 1997-12-27 04:48:37 Comments: Outstanding! I will return to see updates here, assuming that I can find the time between the sale at Lord and Taylor and getting my nails done... |
Name: Ben Mirkin Website: Jap husbands Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: South Africa Time: 1997-12-16 02:44:37 Comments: I just laughed and laughed and enjoyed your format and sense of humour, wonderful stuff!!!! |
Name: Carole Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: NY Time: 1997-12-13 23:09:00 Comments: Neat site, read many of the jokes in Cry Uncle before, but what the heck, they are enjoyable again and again. Love the humor and will have to find time to check out the rest of this! Someone sent me a link to this site, and I know I will send it to others. Kol hakavod on the good work! |
Name: Carole Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: NY Time: 1997-12-13 23:13:00 Comments: Neat site, read many of the jokes in Cry Uncle before, but what the heck, they are enjoyable again and again. Love the humor and will have to find time to check out the rest of this! Someone sent me a link to this site, and I know I will send it to others. Yasher koach on the good work! |
Name: Michael J. Nadel Website: ATM Corporation Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Toronto Time: 1997-12-12 06:35:00 Comments: I'm working overseas in Hong Kong and Malaysia.. Any nice Jewish girls you know of? Email at mnadel@activetrade.com or mnadel@odysseytv.com |
Name: dv8 Website: dv8 Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Oceanslime Time: 1997-12-09 23:56:00 Comments: I don't know what to say! |
Name: Suzy Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: St. Louis, Missouri Time: 1997-12-02 20:11:00 Comments: great, wonderful, terrific, hysterical, thank you, thank you |
Name: Erica Website: Erica Funk's Homepage 1 Referred by: Word of Mouth From: New York Time: 1997-12-02 16:19:00 Comments: This is just the most adorable page! I'll send it to all the yentas I know |
Name: Bev's friend Margo Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Time: 1997-12-01 10:35:00 Comments: Gee I've never signed anybody's guest book before! I just wanted to tell you I enjoyed your page. I am not a JAP, but I wish I were; what I mean to say is I'm Jewish, but have never been a princess. I have, however, having noone to take care of me (and being an orphan), decided to take care of myself royally. Does this make me a princess? |
Name: Judy Littman Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Time: 1997-11-19 19:33:00 Comments: cute |
Name: C. Howitt Pheels Website: makeoneup Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: The East Bank Time: 1997-11-19 01:58:00 Comments: So here it is Comdex is in town the biggest computer show in the world. All week I have to work this XXX Rated Show and of all the girls ( porn stars ) in the show, I get fixed up with one that her specialty in the moves is with plastic and mail polish.. oy..... |
Name: Elissa Guskin Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: li Time: 1997-11-18 14:01:00 Comments: this is Great!! |
Name: Dawn Karben Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Brooklyn, New York Time: 1997-11-17 19:26:00 Comments: THis is me!! |
Name: marni hershkowitz Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: New York,staten island Time: 1997-11-17 19:23:00 Comments: this is great!!! |
Name: Angelina Website: The Angel's Lair Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Alaska Time: 1997-11-14 05:28:00 Comments: hey!! I'm only about half way through, but I had to take a short break to sign the guestbook....my sides are a little sore and my cheeks even hurt from laughing so much..esp. the marriage page..*LOL* and I'm not even married...yet..One of my best friends is getting married next month..I would like to recite some of those quotes if you don't mind...of course, at the reception...when it's too late..no, just kidding... keep up the great work..I will be back! |
Name: Fivel Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Florida Time: 1997-11-12 02:38:00 Comments: I recently tried forwarding your page to a friend on aol, and they were not able to receive same any ideas? |
Name: Mark H. Prudowsky Website: Referred by: Net Search From: California Time: 1997-11-10 11:01:00 Comments: You provided me with a needed chuckle! |
Name: Mike Website: Coming Soon to a Monitor Near You Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Just west of I-90 Time: 1997-11-07 14:23:00 Comments: CongratulationsYours is the first Home Page I have encountered in ages that is not 'best viewed with Bifocals.' You are to be commended for ingenuity; continuity and may be chosen Miss Congeniality. |
Name: Ann Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Time: 1997-11-03 09:10:00 Comments: Please visit the site my friend has created: http://members.aol.com/TheFrank1/AIDSAwareness.html |
Name: Carla S. Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Beechwood, Ohio Time: 1997-11-01 20:23:00 Comments: Such a nice girl. Too bad she's single. Beh Meh! Maybe she can find a nice Jewish Boy on the computer? Maybe she should get some liposuction? I know a nice boy, he's a doctah. Maybe she can lose a few pounds and see a dermatologist. So young. She's only 40.
Just a word to my mother who sent me here to cheer me up, thanks mom. I laughed. I cried. I wet myself. Now, stop fixing me up with your friend's sons and pass the cheesecake. |
Name: John Sauvageau Website: The Omega Connection Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Vancouver Island Canada Time: 1997-11-01 10:49:00 Comments: Just realized I had not yet signed the guestbook, so enthralled was I by trying to visit the whole site in one night. An impossible task. Your site is doing proud to the Omega's Latest Jewels Award community. To paraphrase Mac: I shall return! Oh! Can't leave without wishing my buddy a good night: Goodnight Pogo! |
Name: Judi Website: Land of the Taurus Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Alberta, Canada Time: 1997-10-30 14:26:00 Comments: What wonderful work you have done here, I enjoyed myself so much, it was just what I needed today. I hope you come to visit me and sign my book while you're there. Keep up the good work. |
Name: Lisa Website: Use The Force, Luke! Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: New Jersery Time: 1997-10-29 07:32:00 Comments: Hilarious page. |
Name: Sandy Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: I live in Alaska, originally from Boston Time: 1997-10-20 21:46:00 Comments: Cracked up when I got to your page! I fell off my chair laughing. I'm making a homepage for my daughter (almost 4) and naturally the page will focus on my little JAP... the apple does not fall far from the tree. You gave me a good laugh and I'll pass this URL on to MANY people. You are too much ! Oy... I was dyin. How many JAP pages out there already for 4 year old kids?? I'll let you know after this 41 year old mommy does some research. You have a page that is wonderful ! |
Name: Audrey Harms Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: minneapolis Time: 1997-10-20 13:05:00 Comments: i was dragged here against my will by steve swonder. glad i came. :) |
Name: Mark Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Vista Ca Time: 1997-10-18 13:24:00 Comments: Hello all! |
Name: Gerry Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Originally? Pennsylvania!! Time: 1997-10-16 19:44:00 Comments: I found this web site because I was looking for fehrklempt!! I'm not Jewish, but I have a Jewish friend, and we were both curious about the spelling and definition for fehrklempt!! I'm so happy to have found it!! Anyway, this was fun!! Thanks, Gerry |
Name: Carole Website: Referred by: Net Search From: Toronto Time: 1997-10-10 21:21:00 Comments: Is this for real? Thought it would be another porno page when I saw the listing on HotBot. Pleasantly amusing and low in calories. Why did the JAP cross the road? To get to the other sale.
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Name: Millard Website: The Official Jewish American Princess Home Page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Time: 1997-10-08 20:38:00 Comments: Testing the eb-card . . . bow your heads . . . let us pray! |
Name: Joe Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Cyprus Time: 1997-10-04 14:43:00 Comments: Met Joanie S on Pow Wow, and she surfed us on in here. Laughed so much when I flicked through the first couple of pages. A definite for one of my Favourites, I will be back to read at my leisure. Great page, will pass the Addy on to all my friends. Joe :o) |
Name: Diane Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Oklahoma Time: 1997-10-04 14:34:00 Comments: Hey.... Joan cruised me here and your page is outstanding! We had so much fun reading EVERYTHING! Took us forever, but couldn't quit either! Good JOB! Diane |
Name: Kitty kat Website: Referred by: Net Search From: near short hills, NJ! Time: 1997-09-25 16:13:00 Comments: this page should be my high shools hand book. i went to a rich, private school from 6-12. (its located in "Living-Stien", NJ) I spent 6-8 at bar/bas mitszahs EVERY weekend. i am catholic but I seemed to be in temple a lot more than church! I was a C.A.P.! Now I'm in college living with my "the-world-revolves-around-me" jewish boyfriend. i liked the background music to your page the best! |
Name: Chevy Chick Website: 50's Chevys Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Route 1, Rural Hwy 12, 3rd trailer on the left Time: 1997-09-25 13:54:00 Comments: Cruise On By!!!
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Name: MsKvetchy Website: Bombsight Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure From: You shouldn't ask Time: 1997-09-26 01:49:00 Comments:
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Name: Dmitry V. Kotov Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: I'm from Russia Time: 1997-09-22 08:35:00 Comments: Hello! My name is Dmitry. I'm 20 (Capricorn). I study at St.-Petersburg Technical University (Polytech). I'm from Russia and I'd like to make friends. I'm fond of: hiking, sports (such as soccer), reading, mostly science fiction and spy-stories. I deal with computer every day for it is my job and a way to spend my free time. I love to spend free time with a charming girl as well. WRITE!!! I'm waiting for the answer. Thanks. |
Name: Kitty Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: North Miami, Florida Time: 1997-09-20 16:43:00 Comments: Amazing what can be done with a little initiative. Have to say it is the funniest collection of Jap Jokes I have come across in ages. Being a native Miamian, yes, I am the one, this comes as a real joy. Too much sensitivity about our heritage and too much insanity in our families. Keep the great work up and know that I will be spreading the word. L'Chiam |
Name: Joanie Baloney (all beef, of course) Website: www.procrastination.com Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Big D Time: 1997-09-14 20:26:00 Comments: I vas busily soifing ven I get an e-mail schmee-mail telling me the Jap Page has gone trough a change!!! Oy oy oy, dis yunga generation...alvays changing, changing all da time. Vat, dey canst zetz still? Meshugunahs, alles! But...vhere is dis change??? I am gibbing a kuck to find dis change and oy...minea eyes not so good...I yam an alta cocker already! Vould you please tell dis kleina princess to gib an old woman a hint??? Some nachas? Some joy to find dis change? Eh?? Vhat?? Patch en tuchas! Vash da mouth out mit soap...such a shonda! Oy...I vait to hear. |
Name: Paula Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Reno, Nv. Time: 1997-09-14 18:49:00 Comments: A friend sent this address to me and my husband and I spend over an hour laughing ourselves silly. I have sent lots of friends here, especially all those from the east coast where I am from originally (NJ and we also lived in Hollywoood, Florida). Keep up the good work. |
Name: Betsy Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Long Island Time: 1997-09-13 08:52:00 Comments: Dont't have time to read all - but what I did so far is quite cute and lots of fun - thanx |
Name: Name, schmame Website: This Bug's Eye View Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Barrington, Illinois Time: 1997-08-31 13:40:00 Comments: I came, I saw, I laughed, I cried, I had a little nosh. Long story short, it's like buttah & you don't need to change from your schmattes! What's not to like? I ask you? |
Name: Name, schmame Website: This Bug's Eye View Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Barrington, Illinois Time: 1997-08-31 13:31:00 Comments: I came, I saw, I laughed, I cried, I had a little nosh. Long story short, it's like buttah & you don't need to change from your schmattes! What's not to like? I ask you? |
Name: Sharon Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: St Paul, Mn Time: 1997-08-31 08:59:00 Comments: As a gentile with 1 Jewish dtr-in-law and 2 marvelous Jewish grandchildren, I say Mahvelus!!! |
Name: Bruce Russell Website: Referred by: From WWW.LPAGE.COM From: Hog Capital Of The World!!!! Time: 1997-08-24 18:22:00 Comments: I think your sense of humor is just fantastic. I work for 3 jewish brothers who have no sense of humor at all. |
Name: John Baker Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: Skokie, Ill Time: 1997-08-20 23:35:00 Comments: Cute. I'm a nice Catholic boy, but i do live in Skokie, so I guess I can enjoy the humor. To all you lovely ladies, Mazel Tov and God bless. |
Name: ann Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: here Time: 1997-08-12 21:52:00 Comments: fun place to visit |
Name: Phil Suckerman Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Minneapolis Mn Time: 1997-08-06 20:41:00 Comments: Enjoyed the page. Keep it up!! |
Name: Janis Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Manassas, Virginia Time: 1997-08-06 20:34:00 Comments: My mom told me about this....so I forwarded the information to some friends. Very interesting! Thanks Mom (Bunny). |
Name: Howard Emerich Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: NYC Time: 1997-08-06 16:48:00 Comments: Ven are you goink to get married and stop vasting your time vit dis narishkeit? |
Name: Janice Robertson Website: The World According to Binky Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Sunny Phoenix Arizona Time: 1997-08-06 05:51:00 Comments: I really like your page. I'm glad to meet you. Can't wait to see the finished product. Keep up the good work. |
Name: Sharon Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: East of NY.....North of Miami Time: 1997-08-06 00:08:00 Comments: Fabulous page!!! Just remember, not all Jewish girls are JAPs, some are just PRINCESSES!!! |
Name: Barbara Herrera Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: a nice jewish girl from San Jose, CA Time: 1997-08-05 14:35:00 Comments: I really enjoy your website. I haven't had too much time to look at all of it, but I plan to over the weekend when shopping has been exhausted! My nice Jewish friend from Southern California told me about your web page. Its great! |
Name: G Bunny 27 (GAIL) Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: LI,NY Time: 1997-08-05 07:36:00 Comments: I absolutely LOVE this ite! Boy can I relate!!!!!LOL |
Name: Guy Haskett Website: Mr. Wonderful's(Deep Thought)Home Page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Beautiful "polution free"Downtown Albany,Oregon Time: 1997-08-04 22:26:00 Comments: Your site has a refreshing sense of humor.You have Great taste in your friends. Debora is a friend of mine also. I was married to a wantabe J.A.P.,but i sure do like the word"was". Because the past was tense.Anyway Great site,I bookmarked it. And I drive a 85 Sedan DeVille,Great Automobile. |
Name: heidi palmer Website: Referred by: Net Search From: springdale, pa Time: 1997-08-04 21:40:00 Comments: i loved it. made me laugh |
Name: Peter Ennist Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Florida Time: 1997-08-03 17:30:00 Comments: Nice Page |
Name: nadine miller smeyne Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: currently, THE VALLEY, of course (L.A.) Time: 1997-08-03 12:24:00 Comments: This is a cute site, but, I must admit, sometimes I take offense with this shallow representation of a Jewish woman. But I am enjoying looking at the site. My 27 year old daughter thinks it's hysterical, as does her cousin of 29...so, what do I know!?!? |
Name: Mark Inman Website: It would be "Stupid goy without a job" Referred by: From Geocities From: Bloomfield Hills Michigan, now California Time: 1997-08-03 02:54:00 Comments: Where are you located at Miami, or New York? Kidding, say hello some time. |
Name: arleen Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: New York Time: 1997-08-01 11:54:00 Comments: this seems like fun - will have to explore much more later on thanks |
Name: debbi siegel raffalli Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: originally long island.. roslyn . but now massachusetts Time: 1997-08-01 10:59:00 Comments: you can take me out of new york.. but you can't take NY out of this girl!! |
Name: Frances Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Cape Cod Time: 1997-08-01 08:06:00 Comments: I do not have my own page |
Name: Bunny Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Miami Time: 1997-08-01 03:54:00 Comments: My first time here and I think it's hilarious! Must thank my friend for telling me about it I, of course, am NOT a J.A.P.! BUT some of my best friends... Look forward to spending time here - oy, wait til I tell my sister and my daughter!!! |
Name: Prickly Rose Website: Welcome to my home Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Kingston, New York Time: 1997-07-28 20:28:00 Comments: I love this page...I will be back....many many times to see the updates...*s* |
Name: Lee Weiser Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Minneapolis Time: 1997-07-21 11:01:00 Comments: Steve Swonder and Scott say HI and asked me to stop by and see what is going on in J.A.P. land. Good stuff. Even my good Jewish friends would get a kick out of this. |
Name: Ms. Goldcard 1997 Website: Under Construction - everyone links to my page!!! Referred by: Net Search From: Golden Beach, where else??? Time: 1997-07-18 18:24:00 Comments: Nice page but something is missing. Oh yeah, how about a biography of some great Jewish American Princesses in History? You could start with the shopping hall of fame and work from there. Thank you for showing that we have a sense of humor. |
Name: Kim Horwitz Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Pick a state Time: 1997-07-12 00:51:00 Comments: Was searching the net for JAP jokes. The city where I currently reside has a discerning lack of Jews. The only Jewish education received here is from The Nanny, Seinfeld, and an occasional episode of either Cheers reruns or Mel Brooks movies. I told a JAP joke and they thought I was being Anti Japanese. OUCH!! Anyway, glad I found this page. It is in my book marks now and will be shown to everyone I know in this Biblebelt Town. |
Name: MaDWolF Website: MaDWolF's Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Neverland Time: 1997-07-01 03:42:00 Comments: Dear Pal of Mine, You are really GREAT... I can't stop myself signing your guestbook after I reply your mail... You gain an immortal friendship by choosing a wolf as a friend... Lots of love MaDWolF |
Name: Official Jewish American Princess Home Page Administrator Website: The Official Jewish American Princess Home Page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: The Sunshine State Time: 1997-06-18 13:02:00 Comments:
Just wanted to thank Deb (who signed in below) for
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Name: Deborah DeStefano Website: *BOMBSIGHT* Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Kosher Kanyon Time: 1997-06-14 22:04:00 Comments: WELL, IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT THOSE WHO MAINTAIN LINK EXCHANGE ARE ANTI-SEMITIC. LET'S GET 'EM!!! WHEN I WRITE TO TELL THEM HOW OFFENDED I AM BY THE COMMERCIAL AD DISPLAYED; I WILL, AT THAT TIME, TELL THEM TO REMOVE MY REGISTRATION FROM THEIR SERVICE. |
Name: lightman Website: Ten Commandments of Spotlight Operation Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Las Vegas NV (entertainment capitol of the world) Time: 1997-06-01 23:09:00 Comments: Nice page... many chuckles. |
Name: Lost Yid' Website: Broke jewish husband Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: South of here North of there Time: 1997-05-29 17:42:00 Comments: "A Song to my Bonnie" My Jap wife goes shopping at Macy's She charges everwhere she goes. My Jap wife never does any cleaning. Oh bring back my mother to me. Bring back, bring back Bring back my mother to me, to me My Jap wife was 110 before marrage She got me and let herself go She seems to always have headaches So into the bathroom myslef I shall go... |
Name: MaDWolF Website: ...too close...why don't u come and see? Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure From: southbeach-broadwalks Time: 1997-05-28 15:25:00 Comments: i really like the way u designed your homepage. and there r lots of links i saw...but not mine! i'm your new neighbor but i don't have a child have less toys and clothes then your dog. Don't worry..u still r a princess...i'm not a dad... :) MaDWolF |
Name: Bob Deadwyler Website: Referred by: Net Search From: Los Angeles Time: 1997-05-24 18:56:00 Comments: Great site, and lots of good jokes. Even though I'm a goy I,m in the TV biz and sometimes forget that I'm not Jewish. In fact after spending a couple of hours of bouncing through the home pages of all these Jewish girls (some are a real crack-up) I had yahoo search for the obvious, and bam your site popped up first. It would be nice if you included some bio, but otherwise keep up the good work. |
Name: DAN PIERCE Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Noo Yawk area, "Westchestah" Time: 1997-05-20 09:47:00 Comments: So I see from the Bombsight your daily ride is a 1985 Seville. Mine is too! Oy, the stories we could share. Mine is called Sal. He/she, it's so confused, of course had to replace the engine at 97,500 miles, but at 131,000 and parts and $$$ later it's still going strong. Enoyed your page and the humor. Keep up the good work, but don't ruin your nails. |
Name: Steve Swonder Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Minneapolis Time: 1997-05-01 10:01:00 Comments: According to my good friend, Dorothy, I am a righteous gential. Great page! Thanks. Did ya all see "Ellen" last night (4/30/97)? Yep. I'm gay, too! My boyfriend works at Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis. If ya need anything from the Gift Gallery, be sure to ask for Scott! |
Name: Rochelle Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: Detroit Time: 1997-04-20 11:11:00 Comments: This is wonderful. I told my friends to check this out. And Good Pesach to you. |
Name: Your NPR friend... Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Time: 1997-04-18 17:04:00 Comments: The comments about "your dog" let me know it was you!! Your intelligence overwhelms me ...he,he he! When are you offering classes for us "computer slowpokes?" Just kidding! |
Name: Joe Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Cyprus Time: 1997-10-04 14:43:00 Comments: Met Joanie S on Pow Wow, and she surfed us on in here. Laughed so much when I flicked through the first couple of pages. A definite for one of my Favourites, I will be back to read at my leisure. Great page, will pass the Addy on to all my friends. Joe :o) |
Name: Diane Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Oklahoma Time: 1997-10-04 14:34:00 Comments: Hey.... Joan cruised me here and your page is outstanding! We had so much fun reading EVERYTHING! Took us forever, but couldn't quit either! Good JOB! Diane |
Name: Kitty kat Website: Referred by: Net Search From: near short hills, NJ! Time: 1997-09-25 16:13:00 Comments: this page should be my high shools hand book. i went to a rich, private school from 6-12. (its located in "Living-Stien", NJ) I spent 6-8 at bar/bas mitszahs EVERY weekend. i am catholic but I seemed to be in temple a lot more than church! I was a C.A.P.! Now I'm in college living with my "the-world-revolves-around-me" jewish boyfriend. i liked the background music to your page the best! |
Name: Chevy Chick Website: 50's Chevys Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Route 1, Rural Hwy 12, 3rd trailer on the left Time: 1997-09-25 13:54:00 Comments: Cruise On By!!!
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Name: MsKvetchy Website: Bombsight Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure From: You shouldn't ask Time: 1997-09-26 01:49:00 Comments:
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Name: Dmitry V. Kotov Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: I'm from Russia Time: 1997-09-22 08:35:00 Comments: Hello! My name is Dmitry. I'm 20 (Capricorn). I study at St.-Petersburg Technical University (Polytech). I'm from Russia and I'd like to make friends. I'm fond of: hiking, sports (such as soccer), reading, mostly science fiction and spy-stories. I deal with computer every day for it is my job and a way to spend my free time. I love to spend free time with a charming girl as well. WRITE!!! I'm waiting for the answer. Thanks. |
Name: Kitty Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: North Miami, Florida Time: 1997-09-20 16:43:00 Comments: Amazing what can be done with a little initiative. Have to say it is the funniest collection of Jap Jokes I have come across in ages. Being a native Miamian, yes, I am the one, this comes as a real joy. Too much sensitivity about our heritage and too much insanity in our families. Keep the great work up and know that I will be spreading the word. L'Chiam |
Name: Joanie Baloney (all beef, of course) Website: www.procrastination.com Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Big D Time: 1997-09-14 20:26:00 Comments: I vas busily soifing ven I get an e-mail schmee-mail telling me the Jap Page has gone trough a change!!! Oy oy oy, dis yunga generation...alvays changing, changing all da time. Vat, dey canst zetz still? Meshugunahs, alles! But...vhere is dis change??? I am gibbing a kuck to find dis change and oy...minea eyes not so good...I yam an alta cocker already! Vould you please tell dis kleina princess to gib an old woman a hint??? Some nachas? Some joy to find dis change? Eh?? Vhat?? Patch en tuchas! Vash da mouth out mit soap...such a shonda! Oy...I vait to hear. |
Name: Paula Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Reno, Nv. Time: 1997-09-14 18:49:00 Comments: A friend sent this address to me and my husband and I spend over an hour laughing ourselves silly. I have sent lots of friends here, especially all those from the east coast where I am from originally (NJ and we also lived in Hollywoood, Florida). Keep up the good work. |
Name: Betsy Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Long Island Time: 1997-09-13 08:52:00 Comments: Dont't have time to read all - but what I did so far is quite cute and lots of fun - thanx |
Name: Name, schmame Website: This Bug's Eye View Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Barrington, Illinois Time: 1997-08-31 13:40:00 Comments: I came, I saw, I laughed, I cried, I had a little nosh. Long story short, it's like buttah & you don't need to change from your schmattes! What's not to like? I ask you? |
Name: Name, schmame Website: This Bug's Eye View Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Barrington, Illinois Time: 1997-08-31 13:31:00 Comments: I came, I saw, I laughed, I cried, I had a little nosh. Long story short, it's like buttah & you don't need to change from your schmattes! What's not to like? I ask you? |
Name: Sharon Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: St Paul, Mn Time: 1997-08-31 08:59:00 Comments: As a gentile with 1 Jewish dtr-in-law and 2 marvelous Jewish grandchildren, I say Mahvelus!!! |
Name: Bruce Russell Website: Referred by: From WWW.LPAGE.COM From: Hog Capital Of The World!!!! Time: 1997-08-24 18:22:00 Comments: I think your sense of humor is just fantastic. I work for 3 jewish brothers who have no sense of humor at all. |
Name: John Baker Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: Skokie, Ill Time: 1997-08-20 23:35:00 Comments: Cute. I'm a nice Catholic boy, but i do live in Skokie, so I guess I can enjoy the humor. To all you lovely ladies, Mazel Tov and God bless. |
Name: ann Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: here Time: 1997-08-12 21:52:00 Comments: fun place to visit |
Name: Phil Suckerman Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Minneapolis Mn Time: 1997-08-06 20:41:00 Comments: Enjoyed the page. Keep it up!! |
Name: Janis Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Manassas, Virginia Time: 1997-08-06 20:34:00 Comments: My mom told me about this....so I forwarded the information to some friends. Very interesting! Thanks Mom (Bunny). |
Name: Howard Emerich Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: NYC Time: 1997-08-06 16:48:00 Comments: Ven are you goink to get married and stop vasting your time vit dis narishkeit? |
Name: Janice Robertson Website: The World According to Binky Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Sunny Phoenix Arizona Time: 1997-08-06 05:51:00 Comments: I really like your page. I'm glad to meet you. Can't wait to see the finished product. Keep up the good work. |
Name: Sharon Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: East of NY.....North of Miami Time: 1997-08-06 00:08:00 Comments: Fabulous page!!! Just remember, not all Jewish girls are JAPs, some are just PRINCESSES!!! |
Name: Barbara Herrera Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: a nice jewish girl from San Jose, CA Time: 1997-08-05 14:35:00 Comments: I really enjoy your website. I haven't had too much time to look at all of it, but I plan to over the weekend when shopping has been exhausted! My nice Jewish friend from Southern California told me about your web page. Its great! |
Name: G Bunny 27 (GAIL) Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: LI,NY Time: 1997-08-05 07:36:00 Comments: I absolutely LOVE this ite! Boy can I relate!!!!!LOL |
Name: Guy Haskett Website: Mr. Wonderful's(Deep Thought)Home Page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Beautiful "polution free"Downtown Albany,Oregon Time: 1997-08-04 22:26:00 Comments: Your site has a refreshing sense of humor.You have Great taste in your friends. Debora is a friend of mine also. I was married to a wantabe J.A.P.,but i sure do like the word"was". Because the past was tense.Anyway Great site,I bookmarked it. And I drive a 85 Sedan DeVille,Great Automobile. |
Name: heidi palmer Website: Referred by: Net Search From: springdale, pa Time: 1997-08-04 21:40:00 Comments: i loved it. made me laugh |
Name: Peter Ennist Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Florida Time: 1997-08-03 17:30:00 Comments: Nice Page |
Name: nadine miller smeyne Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: currently, THE VALLEY, of course (L.A.) Time: 1997-08-03 12:24:00 Comments: This is a cute site, but, I must admit, sometimes I take offense with this shallow representation of a Jewish woman. But I am enjoying looking at the site. My 27 year old daughter thinks it's hysterical, as does her cousin of 29...so, what do I know!?!? |
Name: Mark Inman Website: It would be "Stupid goy without a job" Referred by: From Geocities From: Bloomfield Hills Michigan, now California Time: 1997-08-03 02:54:00 Comments: Where are you located at Miami, or New York? Kidding, say hello some time. |
Name: arleen Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: New York Time: 1997-08-01 11:54:00 Comments: this seems like fun - will have to explore much more later on thanks |
Name: debbi siegel raffalli Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: originally long island.. roslyn . but now massachusetts Time: 1997-08-01 10:59:00 Comments: you can take me out of new york.. but you can't take NY out of this girl!! |
Name: Frances Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Cape Cod Time: 1997-08-01 08:06:00 Comments: I do not have my own page |
Name: Bunny Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Miami Time: 1997-08-01 03:54:00 Comments: My first time here and I think it's hilarious! Must thank my friend for telling me about it I, of course, am NOT a J.A.P.! BUT some of my best friends... Look forward to spending time here - oy, wait til I tell my sister and my daughter!!! |
Name: Prickly Rose Website: Welcome to my home Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Kingston, New York Time: 1997-07-28 20:28:00 Comments: I love this page...I will be back....many many times to see the updates...*s* |
Name: Lee Weiser Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Minneapolis Time: 1997-07-21 11:01:00 Comments: Steve Swonder and Scott say HI and asked me to stop by and see what is going on in J.A.P. land. Good stuff. Even my good Jewish friends would get a kick out of this. |
Name: Ms. Goldcard 1997 Website: Under Construction - everyone links to my page!!! Referred by: Net Search From: Golden Beach, where else??? Time: 1997-07-18 18:24:00 Comments: Nice page but something is missing. Oh yeah, how about a biography of some great Jewish American Princesses in History? You could start with the shopping hall of fame and work from there. Thank you for showing that we have a sense of humor. |
Name: Kim Horwitz Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Pick a state Time: 1997-07-12 00:51:00 Comments: Was searching the net for JAP jokes. The city where I currently reside has a discerning lack of Jews. The only Jewish education received here is from The Nanny, Seinfeld, and an occasional episode of either Cheers reruns or Mel Brooks movies. I told a JAP joke and they thought I was being Anti Japanese. OUCH!! Anyway, glad I found this page. It is in my book marks now and will be shown to everyone I know in this Biblebelt Town. |
Name: MaDWolF Website: MaDWolF's Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Neverland Time: 1997-07-01 03:42:00 Comments: Dear Pal of Mine, You are really GREAT... I can't stop myself signing your guestbook after I reply your mail... You gain an immortal friendship by choosing a wolf as a friend... Lots of love MaDWolF |
Name: Official Jewish American Princess Home Page Administrator Website: The Official Jewish American Princess Home Page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: The Sunshine State Time: 1997-06-18 13:02:00 Comments:
Just wanted to thank Deb (who signed in below) for
her |
Name: Deborah DeStefano Website: *BOMBSIGHT* Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Kosher Kanyon Time: 1997-06-14 22:04:00 Comments: WELL, IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT THOSE WHO MAINTAIN LINK EXCHANGE ARE ANTI-SEMITIC. LET'S GET 'EM!!! WHEN I WRITE TO TELL THEM HOW OFFENDED I AM BY THE COMMERCIAL AD DISPLAYED; I WILL, AT THAT TIME, TELL THEM TO REMOVE MY REGISTRATION FROM THEIR SERVICE. PLEASE, LET ME KNOW WITH WHOM OR WHERE TO FILE COMPLAINTS. WE'LL DO THIS TO THEM: |
Name: lightman Website: Ten Commandments of Spotlight Operation Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Las Vegas NV (entertainment capitol of the world) Time: 1997-06-01 23:09:00 Comments: Nice page... many chuckles. |
Name: Lost Yid' Website: Broke jewish husband Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: South of here North of there Time: 1997-05-29 17:42:00 Comments: "A Song to my Bonnie" My Jap wife goes shopping at Macy's She charges everwhere she goes. My Jap wife never does any cleaning. Oh bring back my mother to me. Bring back, bring back Bring back my mother to me, to me My Jap wife was 110 before marrage She got me and let herself go She seems to always have headaches So into the bathroom myslef I shall go... |
Name: MaDWolF Website: ...too close...why don't u come and see? Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure From: southbeach-broadwalks Time: 1997-05-28 15:25:00 Comments: i really like the way u designed your homepage. and there r lots of links i saw...but not mine! i'm your new neighbor but i don't have a child have less toys and clothes then your dog. Don't worry..u still r a princess...i'm not a dad... :) MaDWolF |
Name: Bob Deadwyler Website: Referred by: Net Search From: Los Angeles Time: 1997-05-24 18:56:00 Comments: Great site, and lots of good jokes. Even though I'm a goy I,m in the TV biz and sometimes forget that I'm not Jewish. In fact after spending a couple of hours of bouncing through the home pages of all these Jewish girls (some are a real crack-up) I had yahoo search for the obvious, and bam your site popped up first. It would be nice if you included some bio, but otherwise keep up the good work. |
Name: DAN PIERCE Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Noo Yawk area, "Westchestah" Time: 1997-05-20 09:47:00 Comments: So I see from the Bombsight your daily ride is a 1985 Seville. Mine is too! Oy, the stories we could share.Mine is called Sal. He/she, it's so confused, of course had to replace the engine at 97,500 miles, but at 131,000and parts and $$$ later it's still going strong. Enoyed your page and the humor. Keep up the good work, but don'truin your nails. |
Name: Steve Swonder Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Minneapolis Time: 1997-05-01 10:01:00 Comments: According to my good friend, Dorothy, I am a righteous gentile. Great page! Thanks. Did ya all see "Ellen" last night (4/30/97)? Yep. I'm gay, too! My boyfriend works at Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis. If ya need anything from the Gift Gallery, be sure to ask for Scott! |
Name: Rochelle Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: Detroit Time: 1997-04-20 11:11:00 Comments: This is wonderful. I told my friends to check this out. And Good Pesach to you. |
Name: Your NPR friend... Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Time: 1997-04-18 17:04:00 Comments: Private!!! -Click to View- |
Name: Steve Swonder Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Minneapolis Time: 1997-05-01 10:01:00 Comments: According to my good friend, Dorothy, I am a righteous gentile. Great page! Thanks. Did ya all see "Ellen" last night (4/30/97)? Yep. I'm gay, too! My boyfriend works at Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis. If ya need anything from the Gift Gallery, be sure to ask for Scott! |
Name: Rochelle Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: Detroit Time: 1997-04-20 11:11:00 Comments: This is wonderful. I told my friends to check this out. And Good Pesach to you. |
Name: Your NPR friend... Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Time: 1997-04-18 17:04:00 Comments: Private!!! -Click to View- |
Name: MsZippy Website: Bombsight Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: The Valley Time: 1997-03-23 23:35:00 Comments: A: She knows she has given her last blow-job!
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Name: Neelix Website: Neelix's Home on the Web Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Toronto Time: 1997-03-21 12:05:00 Comments: Hi nice page you have here ;o) |
Name: Shayndel Website: I am Qvelling from this Net Mishagas Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Somewhere in the Bible Belt....but oy...not the Old Testament by a lawng shot!!! Time: 1997-03-19 20:44:00 Comments: If I were a rich JAP! Yiddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle dum.... All day lawng I'd get a back massage and herbal steam and body wrap!!!! I....wouldn't have to work hard... Yiddle diddle diddle diddle diddlee diddle dum... Take and send my hubby to the cleaners while I'm maxing out his CARD! |
Name: Jackie Website: Healthy Hedgehogs! Referred by: Word of Mouth From: St. Louis, Missouri Time: 1997-03-19 10:22:00 Comments: Very funny page. I enjoyed my visit but couldn't see everything the first time.....I will be back again. Jackie |
Name: Jill Website: Jill's Single Parent Support Page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Calgary, Canada Time: 1997-03-18 22:15:00 Comments: ...hard to type....I'm still laughing..... Seriously, I loved it! It's great finding a site that makes you smile--keep up the great work. |
Name: Irene Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Oakland, California Time: 1997-03-18 21:30:00 Comments: This has got to be one of the most clever things I have seen on AOL. You have done a spectacular job. So good in fact , I have added it to my favorite places. Good work Laurel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have thoroughly enjoyed this visit. Your friend, Irene |
Name: Karen & Connor Website: The Bored Mom Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Ottawa, Canada Time: 1997-03-17 10:33:00 Comments: My son and I visited your page together. I laughed, he cried (hey.. he's only one) It was great and I'm telling my friend to visit! |
Name: K. P. Chong Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Singapore Time: 1997-03-15 15:28:00 Comments: Wow ! You really did put a lot of efforts in developing your site.The interface is carefully choosen to bring out the content of your presentation. I like your choice of GIFs too. Anyway, I have bookmarked your page for further exploration. Hope you could visit me at Web Friend Exchange. Over there, you could place your homepage URL here and makes more new friends on the net.
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Name: Villas4 Website: Laure's Lane Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Queens, NY Time: 1997-03-15 14:22:00 Comments: My wife told me about your page. It is great. Laughed uncontrollably. Good insight. Good humor. Good truth. I don't have a homepage so I gave you my wife's page. Villas4. |
Name: lauren solomon Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: des moines, ia Time: 1997-03-15 10:25:00 Comments: JSMuff turned me on to this page. After 6 years in Minnesota and 3years in Iowa my Oy Vey's have turned into Oh Ya and my Oy Gevalts have turned into You Betcha's. (Watch Fargo) |
Name: lauren drujan Website: the unofficial gay duck home page (inside joke betw Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: long island of course!! jap city roslyn area Time: 1997-03-14 12:32:00 Comments: HI I AM 14 FROM THE GOLD COAST OF NEW YORK YES LONG ISLAND AND THE BEST SHOPPING!!! WRITE ME |
Name: Laurel Villas Website: Laurel's Lane Referred by: From WWW.LPAGE.COM From: Queens, NYC Time: 1997-03-13 10:43:00 Comments: Love it, love it, love it! And have it bookmarked already. Thanks for sharing your wit...it is a delight! |
Name: Matthew Keyser Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Atlanta,Georgia Time: 1997-03-13 05:28:00 Comments: Cool page.I'll be back. |
Name: Muffy Japowitz Website: I love to Shop Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Spoiled Rotten, NY Time: 1997-02-24 16:05:00 Comments: *(Sung to Miracle of Miracles) Master Card and Visa, I've got a credit card, he'll have a debt load but I don't care. Just got my nails done, this is fun, I'll shop until the day is done. And when he thinks his dinner is thru, I'll charge for some Chinese too. But of all God's credit cards for every sale, I love the one from Bloomingdale........ |
Name: Suzie Shiksa Website: Jewish Men I Have Known and Loved Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Plano, Texas Time: 1997-02-23 15:51:00 Comments: Well howdy folks! I'd like to tell y'all that Jewish Men Make THE BEST lovers....they really know how to treat a lady ....like a PRINCESS!!! But even when we want it rough......they got too much Guilt inbred to hurt us! "But ma, I'm only doin' what she wants!!!" You can ask my friend Buster.....oh...down below.... |
Name: Buster Hyman Website: little pisher Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Cedar Center Bowling Lanes Time: 1997-02-23 00:45:00 Comments: What's the difference betwwen phone sex with a gentile and phone sex with a Jap? Phone sex with a gentile: "Oh baby I wanna lick you all over, I want you to touch me like that baby, I want to put it to you all the way and more." Phone sex with a Jap: "Oh baby I have credit cards to all the department stores, oh baby I drive a Benz, and have my own practice, oooh baby I have a summer house in the Hamptons" |
Name: MINDY AND CAROLYNN Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: LA LA LAND Time: 1997-02-22 21:32:00 Comments: THERE IS SO MUCH TO READ ON HERE THAT WE SPENT PART OF OUR SATURDAY NIGHT WITH YOUR PAGE, AFTER SUNDOWN OF COURSE. SHALOM. |
Name: Linda Website: Referred by: From LinkExchange From: CA Time: 1997-02-13 23:35:00 Comments: Funny and so true. |
Name: Wendy Greene Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Chicago, IL by way of Scarsdale, NY (JAP central) Time: 1997-02-10 14:46:00 Comments: Well, I was looking to see if there were any JAPs out there on the net. I'm starting to do a documentary film about JAPs-- to those outside the tribe I say that it's "a film about Jewish girls growing up in the overprivledged suburbs"-- and I'm interested in any comments, advice for research or ideas. I'm focusing on Highland Park, IL, since I'm in grad school in Chicago and it is the closest JAP magnet suburb. And if any of you girls live in the Chicagoland area and want to talk to me-- maybe I'll put you on camera! |
Name: Jeanette Crawford Website: CV7 Inc Home Page Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Bellevue/Everett, WA Time: 1997-02-07 13:20:00 Comments: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... my dear friend!!!!! It's about time I signed your guest book. I love your home page - keep up the good work!!!!! |
Name: Kate aka Kato the Houseguest from Hell Website: I use AOL. You think I am smart enough to have a homepage? Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Boy are you ever nosey! Time: 1997-02-05 18:11:00 Comments: Wow, kiddo . . . this has been a treat. I vow that I will send a few good ones to add to the page as soon as I remember some of the ones that the old Uncles used to tell when the Aunts were all in the kitchen honing up their gossip-speak! Thanks for a trip down memory lane and thanks for reminding me that I am a freaking middle-aged YENTA! |
Name: Chaz Adams Website: Charles M. Adams / Insurance Sales Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Ponte Vedra Beach Time: 1997-02-05 17:11:00 Comments: Helen, This page is hilarious and brilliant!!! The Insurance Man Chaz |
Name: Brenda Website: unlisted home page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Florida/South Carolina/New York/L.A. Time: 1997-02-02 13:25:00 Comments: My goodness. I drive all the way to see you and what do you do to me. At gunpoint this person forced me to read these pages. Is this what you do with your free time? Dirty little chauvenistic jokes that belittle the women of our background? Good job! More power to you and God save the Queen! |
Name: Paolo Rossi Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Biella / Italy Time: 1997-01-30 23:51:00 Comments: Very funny, even if I'm unable to understand everything. Thanks to my friend Joan S. from Dallas/TX ! |
Name: Pogo's Brother Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Da' Hood Time: 1997-01-29 09:27:00 Comments: You know your a jewish Princess when....... Your idea of a personal trainer is some one you hire to potty train your kids so you won't break a nail..... |
Name: Katey Gregory Website: Coming soon to a monitor near you. Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Florida Time: 1997-01-28 10:36:00 Comments: Very interesting site you have here. Simple, tasteful and low in calories. See you at the next HCC meeting or else! |
Name: JAMMER Website: Biscuit and Spikes Page Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure From: You mean my Alpha World co-ord or the real world? Time: 1997-01-28 09:38:00 Comments: Some day I hope to have a Web Page, I asked Biscuit and Spike for some space but they tell me there is no room left on the server. Original Entry: 1997-01-13 15:22:00 |
Name: Rabbi Larry "Uncle Fester" Robbins Website: someday I pledge to have one Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Cleveland/Atlantic City/Vegas/Mars Time: 1997-01-28 09:34:00 Comments: Oy, wait I have to wipe the cornbeef off my fingers. Urrpp. Oy, excuse please, a litle grepsin wid' the gas. So very nice, but for some reason I can't access on Friday nights and Saturday. So tell me how's come this site just happens to be be out of near Miami? Oy Vey wait gotta go time for my 30 seconds of weekly sex wid' the wife before her nails are done! Original Entry: 1997-01-09 19:56:00 |
Name: JayJay Website: Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Washington Time: 1997-01-28 09:29:00 Comments: Great page but can you get it for me wholesale? Original Entry: 1997-01-07 22:33:00 |
Name: Bev R. Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Dallas, TX Time: 1997-01-28 09:23:00 Comments: Oy...I didn't feel real jappy until i read that page...but, kishen my tuchas, i sure can relate! You should only know how i had to run out and get a kasha knish and some chopped liver! Original Entry: 1996-12-23 13:25:00 |
Name: Wendy F Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Dallas, Texas Time: 1997-01-28 09:19:00 Comments: Oy Gevalt! JSMuff turned me on to this page. I'm Definitely fehrkempt!!!!! I am going to have a glass of tea and a bagel with a schmeer. Original Entry: 1996-12-21 13:50:00 |
Name: Robert Spacerob Collin Website: SPACEROB Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Connecticut Time: 1997-01-28 09:15:00 Comments: doing a great Job Helen "Millard" Original Entry: 1996-12-21 09:50:00 |
Name: Clyde McConnell Website: Welcome to Pony's Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Time: 1997-01-28 09:12:00 Comments: Really nice page. Original Entry: 1996-12-18 22:10:00 |
Name: Lech Frach Website: Lech Frach's Home Page Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Ottawa, Ontario - Canada Time: 1997-01-28 09:10:00 Comments: I will probably be going to a new job in the new year, so my e-mail address will change. Your site is really nice, I'll be visiting again soon. Original Entry: 1996-12-18 20:25:00 |
Name: Norm McGregor Website: Norm McGregor Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Calgary, Alberta Time: 1997-01-28 09:06:00 Comments: Hi Helen: Great Stuff - love the music. Original Entry: 1996-12-18 20:25:00 |
Name: Rooster Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Anchorage, Alaska Time: 1997-01-28 09:03:00 Comments: It's a start. How about a background? I'll be keeping my eye on your page. Original Entry: 1996-12-18 18:25:00 |
Name: Michael Erickson Website: Michael's Page of Stuff! Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Arlington, TX Time: 1997-01-28 09:00:00 Comments: Pretty Good Start!!!! I don't have any tips right now... My brain is fried from a day at school! :) I'll see you in Powwow today maybe! Original Entry: 1996-12-18 15:08:00 |
Name: Fester, Fester Jew Molester Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Jew-roo-sale-um Time: 1997-01-28 08:55:00 Comments: Here are some of my favorite songs: "What kind of Jew Am I?" "Darling Jew Send Me, Jew Thrill Me" "Matzo Ball Rock" "Take this Knish and Shove IT" "Matzo, Matzo Man" "In the Schule" "Me and Rabbi, Rabbi Jones" Guestbook entry originally entered: Saturday, January 25, 1997 11.44 PM |
Name: Daniella Website: none yet Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Tacoma, WA Time: 1997-01-28 08:48:00 Comments: Visiting family so came, saw, conquered and found this funny-funny site. Needed a laugh desperately. Have you ever visited your family for more than a minute? My mother IS the lightbulb joke. Only one suggestion, you have not covered the driving force behind the JAP's power >>>>> GUILT. As Ahnolt vood zay"Ahl be beck!" Guestbook entry originally entered: January 25, 1997 10:52 PM |
Name: JSMuff Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Dallas, Texas Time: 1997-01-28 08:41:00 Comments: Oy Gevalt! A J.A.P. Page! I'm Fahrklempt! Tawk amongst yaselves! Kish mir en tuchas arine! Feh! Congrats, and NEXT YEAR-JERUSALEM! (This year-CYBERSPACE) |
Name: (Flip) Author's Husband) Website: Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Tampa Bay Time: 1997-01-28 08:21:00 Comments: Sometimes I wish my J.A.P. would take a nap!!!! |
Name: Dick Clark Website: The Portrait of Dorian Grey Referred by: Net Search From: Philadelphia, PA Time: 1997-01-22 21:19:00 Comments: It's got a good beat. It's easy to dance to. I'll give it an 86. |
Name: Wayne Website: Wazat Web Wide Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Newcastle South Africa Time: 1997-01-21 12:58:00 Comments: I came, I saw, I signed. You can do the same at |
Name: Dick Clark Website: The Portrait of Dorian Grey Referred by: Net Search From: Philadelphia, PA Time: 1997-01-22 21:19:00 Comments: It's got a good beat. It's easy to dance to. I'll give it an 86. |
Name: Thun Website: Welcome tio thun's Homepage Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: Youngstown, Ohio Time: 1997-01-20 10:00:00 Comments: Cool page ya got here i got a few laughs out of it. im gonna check out some of your links take care Thun |