#1-Giving wife power of the presidency.
"We did this to insure that Hilary wouldn't leave me before the first election.
#2-Cheating on wife.
"Censored"
#3-Smoking pot both in and out of the white house.
"I couldn't get my hands on that darn patch"
#4-Killing people who might hurt their careers.
"No comment"
#5-Selling Milatary Secrets to forgien countries.
"Um, I needed money for a big mac?"
#6-Hiring a staff that does bad things to run the white house.
"Gays, hippees, pot users, prosetutes, come on it!"
#7-Don't take no for an answer.
"Hey, other people besides us and our friends don't have rights! So do whatever you want with them!"
#8-No secret service in our house.
"We have our own way to deal with the bad people of the world who would hurt us, wait, we are the bad people!"
#9-Dying hair gray.
"Hey, I want to look just like Dole! He is so cool!"
#10-Let's go to McDoanld's, when nothing else will do!
"What excessive weight?"
