Barbie of the '90's
New Barbie dolls to represent the diversity of women in the 90's:
- Divorced Barbie
- Comes with all of Ken's accessories
- Teenage Single Parent Barbie
- "Welfare cheque" mailed from Matel each month.
- Crack Addict Barbie
- Pipe included. Sugar may be used to simulate crack cocaine.
- Boulevard Barbie
- With cheap makeup, short skirt, and high heel accessories.
- Lesbian Barbie
- With a butch haircut.
- Lipstick Lesbian Barbie
- Actually no different in appearance from regular Barbie.
- Bulimorexia Barbie
- Also no different in appearance from regular Barbie.
- Brunette Barbie
- The only Barbie with a brain.
- Quantum Physicist Barbie
- Yeah right!
- Bow-Wow Barbie
- The ugliest Barbie you've ever seen.
- Punk Barbie
- Has rings in all sorts of strange places.
- Navy Pilot Barbie
- Comes with a body bag, wrecked fighter jet sold separately.
- Breast Implant Barbie
- Now Barbie's a DD-cup!
- Cancer Patient Barbie
- Remove the wig and Barbie's bald!
- Black Barbie
- Once your Ken doll goes black, he'll never go back!
- Feminist Barbie
- Has unshaved legs and armpits.
- Battered Wife Barbie
- Comes with a restraining order to serve to Ken.
- Barbie Bobbit
- With knife. Ken had better watch out.
- Bag Lady Barbie
- Complete with shopping cart; wearing everything she owns.
- Street Corner Barbie.
- Does not bump and grind by herself.
Last Updated: October 9, 1997
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