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The Absolute Ten Worst Things To Say To a Copper When Pulled Over.
1. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't on.
2. That uniform makes your arse look really big.
3. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish grade school first.
4. You're not gonna check my truck, are you?
5. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS?"
6. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on the night-stand of the
woman I screwed last night!
7. Gee, officer, that's terrific! The last cop only gave me a warning too!
8. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
9. I'll take the breathalyzer test... if you'll stick this in your mouth and
blow!
10. Do I know why you pulled me over!? Why should I tell you if you don't
have a clue?
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