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| It is just orange juice. Try it. | Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head. |
| She's kind of cute. | I want to bang her till I am blue. |
| I don't know if I like her. | She won't blow me. |
| I had her. | I had (wet dreams about) her all week. |
| How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? | Is my penis really that small? |
| You're the only girl I've ever cared about. | You are the only girl who has not rejected me. |
| I want you back. | ...for tonight anyway |
| We've been through so much together. | If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity. |
| I miss you so much. | I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good. |
| No, I do not want to dance right now. | Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on. |
| The break-up should not start for another 24 hours. | I want to have sex a few more times. |
| I am different from all the other guys. | I am not circumcised. |
And my absolute favourite is... "I need you."
Which actually means, "My hand is tired."
© 1997 reese@online.no
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