The Best Holiday Greetings Ever

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "MerryChristmas" upon her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.

As the woman is etting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says: "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Last Updated: October 5, 1997

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