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Funnies for Your Tummy. Q: What do you call the pink squishy stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow natives. Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: The golfer goes Whack....."Oh s***t" ; the skydiver goes, "Oh s***t"...Whack. Q: If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building at the same time, who will hit the ground first? A. The brunette, the blonde will stop to ask directions. Two cannibals are sitting around a cooking pot having lunch. One cannibal turns to the other and says, "I really hate my sister," and his friend says, "Then just eat the potatoes."

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