50 Fun Things To Do in a Lift
(or an Elevator, depending on where you're
from)
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and show the contents of your tissue to the other
passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up,
will all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
lift.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse and, while peaking inside, ask,
"Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the lift. Wear your upside
down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open.
Act embarrased when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie Patrol".
13. Greet everyone getting on the lift with a warm handshake and ask them
to call you "Admiral".
14. One word: FLATULENCE!
15. At the highest floor, hold open the door and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce,
"I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not
now! Motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each other.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," sigh and then say, "Oops."
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Shutes away!" whenever the lift descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, than announced, "You're one
of THEM!" and walk to the far corner of the lift.
28. Burp and then say, "Mmmmm... Tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the lift is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "ding" on each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these things do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the lift walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce that that
is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite out of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see
wha i muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in little strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises any time someone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and lear suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "BAD TOUCH!"
Last Updated: September 26, 1997
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