The Poopie List
- Ghost Poopie
- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is
no poopie in the toilet.
- Clean Poopie
- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
- Wet Poopie
- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times, and it still
feels unwiped, so you have to do something retarded like put some toilet
paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a
stain.
- Second Wave Poopie
- This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've
pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realise Oops! You have to
poopie some more.
- Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie
- The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
- Gassy Poopie
- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
- Drinker Poopie
- The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long
night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the
bottom of the toilet.
- Lincoln Log Poopie
- The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
- Corn Poopie
- Self-explanitory.
- Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
- The kind where you WANT to poopie,
but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
- Spinal Tap Poopie
- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you SWEAR
it was leaving you sideways.
- Wet Cheeks Poopie
- Also known as The Power Dump. The kind that comes
out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
- Liquid Poopie
- The kind where yellow-ish brown liquid shoots out your
butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
- Mexican Poopie
- It smells so bad, your nose burns.
- The Surprise Poopie
- You're not even at the toilet 'cos you are sure
you're about to fart, but OOPS! A poopie!
- The Dangling Poopie
- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even
though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or
two will cut it loose.
Last Updated: September 25, 1997
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