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Be Here OwAs Liam was strolling down the street one day..."Big Issue, sir? Only 80 pee, 'elp the 'omeless... No, SCHWARZENEGGER! That is not your favourite chewing stick! Sorry about that, sir, he's got lock-jaw at the moment. We'll soon get him off with this hacksaw..." Talk about 'Be Here... OWWWWFERFOOK'SSAKEMEBOLLOCKS!'. For there was LIAM GALLAGHER, charitably fumbling in his pockets to help some poor vagrant raise the price of a cup of tea when the whiff from the most revered genitals in rock attracted the attention of a passing rottweiler. Hospital surgeons slaved through the night to separate bollock and beast and thankfully managed to save Liam's wedding tackle. "He'll still have a glittering singing career with THE BEE GEES," doctors claimed, "but the dog will never play the piano again." The ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY has already made a statement claiming that the attack was part of GOD's earthly revenge on OASIS for their outrageous claims last month because, "like, 'dog' is exactly the same as 'god', but spelt backwards, innit?". GUIGSY immediately responded by calling the Archbishop "silly". |
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