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THEIR BIG MOUTHSLiam "I'm from Maaaaaanchesteeeeeuur. We taaaalk reeeeally
slooooowly ooooop Nooorth 'cos weeeee're reeeeeally
stuuuuuuupid."
"Between the ages of 13-17, everyone is out of fookin' control. It's not their fault; it's a way of nature." "Her non-stop farting man; she never stops."
"This is how I am. You want to know how I am? I will tell you how I am. You know that phrase 'Over the Moon'? You know that phrase, right, and you know that phrase 'Over the Cuckoo's Nest'? Well, right between those two phrases; that's how I am!" "Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word." "That's utter...blooarskybluh!" "There was this bug in my room and I thought, 'You can fook off; this is my room." "Do I look as if I can deal with it? Of course, I can deal with it. I can deal with anything. Easy-peasy!" "To be honest, I'm sick and tired of people in this band saying they're going to hit someone and they don't. You're going to hit someone, whack them. If not, shut up." "Does anyone know what's going on? 'Cos if ye do could ye please tell
us 'cos we don't know..."
"May I remind you to fook off?" "If I saw an alien I'd tell it to f*ck right off because whatever planet he came from, they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent music. So they can f*ck right off, I ain't going nowhere with them." "'Cos there's no one else about, is there? If there was a load of
great bands about, then I'm sure we wouldn't be getting written about all
the time."
"We have a fight most days. It clears the air." "We don't argue every day. We haven't had a good argument in
ages, and I'm bored. Might have one in a bit. Might bump into him in
the lift and say, 'Watch it.'"
"You'll need to get your pillow out when that c*** starts talking. You'll be here all night before you get to
your second question."
"Shoes excite me. Lager excites me. America excites me. This stool excites me. I'm just one exciting young man!" "Noel inspires me . . . My mam inspires me; my wife inspires me; my little stepson inspires me; bottles of lager inspire me." Noel "Liam is a puff." "We're coming to take your children!!!" "Getting to No.1 in America is probably the only ambition for me. I also want to buy a house, start eating better and stop wearing women's clothes. No, I don't mean that." "Liam's always leaving the band. It's raining today so he's leaving the band, 'cos it's raining. He threatened to leave once because I wouldn't go to the pub with him." "I definitely wouldn't snort coke off a model's arse, 'cos it'd stink, wouldn't it?" "He already is a casualty. I don't fear for him at all. He can look
after himself, I think. (Pauses. Smirks) I hope."
"We're quite happy, generally. All the time, really."
"Someone was playing a joke when they made me. You know, 'Let's make this guy a writer and guitar player, but let's make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let's have him born in the middle of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let's make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini'. Cheers!" "Liam doesn't even get Liam. Nobody gets Liam. Not even his wife gets
Liam. Who would want to anyways?"
"I'd buy Ronan from Boyzone a fucking dirty prostitute."
"Go out and buy the album, lads, 'cos I gotta build another car park for the helicopter." "*looking at naughty bloke in front* You better be glad I'm in a good mood tonight. This next song is for people who know how to fucking BEHAVE themselves!!!"
Other People on the Band "We're going to get Damon and Liam together and then it's gonna be just one big lovefest." - Stephan Jenkins, Third Eye Blind "If i have one life to live, let it be as Liam Gallagher's eyebrow."
"Oasis didn't *invent* the art of hotel trashing; they *perfected* the
art of hotel trashing."
"He's a car-washer with a million pounds. That's what he is.
And he hasn't rubbed the edges off - which is what's so good about him."
"Liam was at the microphone accepting some trophy, saying, 'I'd
like to thank you very much,' and Noel butted in, saying, 'Yeah, all six
of Liam'. Because he has all these different personalities and you just
can't pin him down. One minute he's one person, the next he's someone
else entirely.
"NYAH NYAH NYAH! I've got more money!"
Oasis were asked to sign a poster for someone. Liam signed it 'From the star of the stage', Noel signed it 'From the owner of the star of the stage' |
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