CRIMES:
- Ruthlessly devouring tupperware upon tupperware of exotic viands in their quest for gustatory pleasure
- Multiple counts of dessert-ocide in which they heartlessly attacked and consumed poor, innocent turtle pies (among others)
- Victimizing their batchmates ears through countless renditions of Please Mr. Postman, Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, and "Chapel of Love"
- Neglecting to update their former web site for over four (4) years
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