The following is the testimony of Jullianne Robinson, Age 11, of
Glen Grove Heights Lake, IL (a suburb of Chicago):
"It was a dark and stormy night that one Halloween when all the girls
at
our slumber party decided to pull out the Weejee board and hold a
seance
like those witches in the movie The Craft do. Becky .. she wants to be
an
actress so she can go to Hollywood and be rich and famous and marry Tom
Cruise ... she starts talking in like this really *deep* voice and
she's
all 'spirits of the nether world, we ask that you decend into this
world
and give us guidance.' And I'm like whoa, this chick is good. Well then
the little wooden thingy you get with the Weejee board, you know what
I'm
talking about? Well anyway, the little wooden thing starts moving, and
I'm
like, oh my god, its moving, and we see it pointing at letters and
we're
like, oh my god, something is moving the wooden thingy and like
actually
talking to us. So we watch the wooden thingy moving and it's pointing
at
letters and so Terri is spelling it out and the message was 'go away.'
So
Becky starts chanting again and the wooden thingy is moving again and
we
get the same message, 'go away,' and then the wooden thingy goes to
'Bye.'
Well Angelique is all 'maybe we should leave this alone' and Becky is
all
'what are you talking about, we're actually reaching something here, I
say
we should go on.' And nobody really wants to do it but we do it anyway.
So
the spirit comes back and gives us a message: 'Six men in a boat and a
wheel fell off.' So Becky tells the spirit that we don't understand,
which
we don't, and we get the message again, 'Six men in a boat and a wheel
fell off.' So Becky starts yelling to the spirit that we don't
understand,
that the spirit is being mean, and that if the spirit were a real
spirit
with any real powers then it would tell us something useful. So we get
the
message, 'It would have but I forgot my sweater in the fish tank.' So
Becky is all mad and red and shouting and I'm thinking oh my god what
happens if the spirit gets mad at us and starts throwing things around
the
room. Well then the wooden thing started moving again. It started
spelling
out 'you are all going to die.' And then Jenny starts crying because
she's
always nervous so she leaves the room and Becky is like you stupid mean
spirit why did you have to say that and the spirit replid 'well you are
arent you I mean nobody lives for ever its just a fact of life.' So
>Becky
starts shouting at the spirit again saying what's your name I demand to
know your name so I can pray to God and have him punish you for being
mean
to my friend and the spirit was like 'Lucifer.' So then Constance gets
hysterical and goes into the other room. So now there's five of us. And
Becky starts shouting at this spirit calling it a liar and demanding
that
it answer us and I'm waiting for something to happen, something bad.
"Well nothing happened. We sat there for like a minute and nothing
>happened. Then the girls decided that it was over and Terri went off to
find a video and Becky was all like 'stupid board doesn't even work
anyway, what a peice of crap, I can't believe we wasted our time doing
that.' And then she walked away like all pissy and stuff. And I was the
only one in the room.
"That's when it happened, and I swear to god I don't know how it
happened,
like maybe it was some weird quantum physics thing or whatever, but I
saw
the wooden thingy move. Except nobody was touching it. And I was all
like
'whoa god whoa god whoa god this is soooooooo scary this is like for
real
oh god this is scary for real oh god,' and then I started to notice
that
it was pointing to letters again. And I don't know why but I thought
maybe
I should read what it was spelling out. So I did. And what it spelled
out
I swear to god I didn't make it up, it spelled out:
"'Damn, I thought that bitch would never leave.'"
Blessed Be,
Michael Smith