The Wide Wild World of Borneo


High!!! Its is me, Borneo Boy

Me gots da nickname cause me types bad. Sew now mes a characters of Paul. Den me brought in me grandpappy to chat cause some knights me crys and knot sleep from da mean things said to me. *sniff* Grandpappy gots worried so he now watches over I when me chats.

Grandpappy is a wise ole man. Listens to hims advice. Sum persons thinks he is gots da crazys. One of dem iz Connor. Me grandpappy says he know like Connor and wants me to stays away from Connor. Says that the Connorman make fun of grandpappy. Grandpappy says connor has a big eggo that swell him head. Me likes eggos...YUM YUM!!!!!!!

In E Wayz..on to me grandpappy's wizdom

  1. To birds in hand is worth three in busch. Just watch hands cause flying rats might poop. Yechy!!!!!

  2. Early two bed and early too rise is dumb..stays up late and sleeps in till sun is high in sky ..more fun..listen to grandpappy

  3. The early bird gets worm..and more chances two gets ate bye cats. Meow Meow..me a cat.

  4. Wood ya jump off cliff ifs you friends done?...grandpappy says sure..if cool water was below and deeps.

  5. Don't run with scissors...grandpappy says..who is scissors man and y he sew bad me can't run width he?

  6. People said elephants never forgot...me noses better..they forgots things when they dead.

  7. Don'ts count your chickens be four they hatching...some might knot bee chickens but actually crocodile eggs..scrambled croc is tastey *licking lips*

  8. All work and know play make Jack dull boy...grandpappy like dis one...no change..rule apply too all persons, even those knot named Jack *smile*

  9. Grass in always greener on other side..grandpappy flip over piece of ground..no grass...just dirty dirt and stringy roots..gots hands messy for a sew called truth...me hates that *frown*

  10. After two persons relationship stop, peoples say their r plenty of fishes in the see..me have know idea y this is said..it is true..fish in sea..but people will be sew sad they wil date fish??? Yechy!!!!..hhhmmm....mermaid may not be so bad though *coughing laughter*

  11. Curiousity kill da cat..grandpappy no likes this curiousity fellow..he sound mean...he should bee spanked over me knee...me likes cats...was one in life befor now *wink*

    (Ohhhhh...da kitty is stills alive...run..kitty..run!!!!)

  12. Its knot overs till fats lady sang....this true me thinks...peoples dough not want too bee around when lady sing...she is loud ...hurts ear drums...everything over then..time go homes

    Top ten things Borneo Boy loves to do

    1. Slap people in the face with a trout

    2. Run throught he village with a torch yelling "The British are coming.......the British are coming"

    3. Shave monkeys while they sleep

    4. Dance naked with a loin cloth on my head

    5. Put piranha in the village stew

    6. In the middle of the night while everyoe is sleeping, sing "In the jungle...the mighty jungle....the lion sleeps tonight" at the top of my lungs

    7. Say that the giraffes are complaining about being cold and have the tribal weaver make turtle neck sweaters for them

    8. Try to convince the younger children of the tribe that hippos are mutated guinea pigs

    9. Make sweet hot monkey love to the women of the leopard tribe

    10. Tape gazelle horns to the village idiot *are you shocked it is not me* and yell that Satan has come for our banannas

    This just in....................I am not wearing any pants............film at 11......hee hee........set your VCR.....momma, I'm coming home......

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