So to improve my site I have given the man what he wants........a page. This page is for the megalomaniacal and egocentrical hero of the chats .....Connor. I am still in awe each time he enters the room and all the attention suddenly focuses on him. He is such a womanizer. I always have a line from Steve Martin in the movie Roxanne that pops into my head "Acouple of frilly words and your counting ceiling tiles". Connor has quite the cult following from what I have witnessed over the months. One time he went on vacation and nobody except a few people came to Kinya chat. But as soon as he graced us with his presence again ..Kinya was resurrected from its death. Now I am not saying that Connor is a god but it seems he has many people who have unknowingly become his disciples. These followers are called Connorites. These unlucky souls have been sucked down into the quagmire which is the cult of Connor. He traps them with his wit and extensive use of vocab words that he has memorized since sixth grade. For those of you who do not know of the one I speak, consider yourselves fortunate. Stay away from this false god who would corrupt you by his wit.
Warning to all Connorites: Snap out of it and save yourselves!!! Read a book, plant a tree, play monopoly, or go to a dairy to see cheese is made. You are like cows being led to the slaughter......wake up before it is too late.Just wait until he asks you to get ready for the UFO to come and take you away...then you will see!!
A picture of the Connorman
On the day the Connor Empire crumples I will sing..."Ding dong the wit is dead....which ole wit?....the wittiest wit....ding dong the wittiest wit is dead.." (Sung to Wizard of Oz song The wicked witch is dead)
Disclaimer: This page is a hoax. All what was said is untrue . I am good friends with Connor and did this page as a laugh because of a comment he did in my guestbook. If I have offended any of the Connorites....I am truely SORRY!!! *smile.......Connor look!!! The 's' word* I can best sum up our friendship as I play the role of Daffy Duck and he is Bugs Bunny. Daffy is always trying to ascend to Bugs's popularity.....but always fails. *smile* Long live Daffy Duck!!!! *laughter*