10.Go up the down escalator
9.Go through the drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and just order a glass of ice water *That is five cents in my area*
8.At a grocery store in the produce department, ask an employee how much weight does the hanging scales hold.Then ask if you can weigh yourself
7.Every once in awhile have a McDay. Just add the Mc in front of words while talking. Must be done all the time at McDonalds
6.On the first day of school when the teacher asks if there as a name you would like to go by, pick a name of the opposite sex
5.Get in a very crowded area and start yelling, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!" To add to the fun, keep hitting you forehead while saying the phrase
4.Go up to a complete stranger and act like you know them. Ask how they are doing and if they still enjoy their job. Then before they can ask who you are, say that you are in a hurry and that it was nice seeing them again.
3.When a person asks you to answer a few questions for a survey over the phone, respond by saying that you will, only after he or she will answer some questions from YOUR survey. Then just make up a bunch of stupid question
2. Do the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" at a lip synch contest
1.If you are with a group of friends at a mall, declare outloud *in every store you go in* that you are a prince or princess from a foreign country. Then have your friends start clapping and worshipping you.
10.Try to catch up and figure out what has happened on all the soap operas from the last time you are sick since there is nothing else to watch during the day
9.Cover your entire body with covers and scream at the top of your lungs as you act like you are trapped in a cave
8.Complain all day long how terrible you feel and act like you are on your death bed
7.When coughing, do the " I am an old man that has smoked too much" cough. You know which one I speak of :)
6.If somebody else is home,refer to them as "servant" all day as they bring you things
5.Stuff kleenex up your nose and leave it hanging there all day
4.With your now raspy voice, call up people randomly from the phone book and say that you are Froggy from The Little Rascals
3.After drinking cough syrup, act like you are drunk and that you are hallucinating
2.Declare yourself "King of the sickpeople". Wear a crown of kleenex,a blanket robe, and have your thermometer scepter
1.Make little ghosts out of your kleenex and name them "Peely" Say the name in a high pitched voice and wave the ghost around in the air
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