Logan Rants and Raves
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- Ever watch the Teletubbies? Oh come on, you know you have...you just don't want to admit it. Well I was recently a guest on the show and I have to tell ya... did we have some wild times.
- With Posh Spice ignoring my phone calls, I have moved on to a new lady in my life. Natalie Imbruglia is ssssooooo cute. I just want to love her and squeeze her so much :) So far things are good as she is single and has not put a restraining order on me. Victoria, please don't be mad..if things don't work out between Natalie and I....I still care about you. Here is Natalie's picture. I hope to have one of us together up soon
- Remember when you rode the bus to school or on a field trip? Remember how the bus driver would stop on the railroad tracks and open the door? Okay, number one....why stop ON the tracks? Number two...say there is a train coming and for some god unknown reason he doesn't see it but hears it coming closer. WHY STOP ON THE TRACKS????? Sure you are closer to where you can hear the train coming. Sure you can get a better view as the train comes ramming full speed into a busload of children who were enjoying their day off from tedious schoolwork. Are the bus drivers wanting to be stunt drivers or do they have a death wish? I saw this practice still being observed just the other day so of course I was reminded of all the chances of death I had in my youth :)
- I cant believe that Posh Spice *Victoria Addams* is engaged!!! Why Posh????? WHY????? *crying* Don't you love me anymore??? I guess I will have to remember all the good times we had. *sniff* Don't forget me if it doesn't work out. I will keep some pictures of us here as a reminder of what we once had *sobbing*
- Here is something that bugs me..Okay.....people say that the world is going to end at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve in 1999. Here is my problem..Is that going to happen by time zones? Since I live in the central time zone, I will have a hour's notice that the world is coming to an end once the east coast blows up or disappears. Time to party hard, boys and girls. People will be jumping time zones like crazy once the destruction starts. Book your flights now. What happens if you are standing on where one zone ends and the other begins? Would you lose your leg ....or arm that is in the doomed zone? Pretty spooky huh..........*smile*
- How about the people that try to sell you stuff over the phone? I know it is their job and all, but come on!!!!!! No means no. Comprende??? Even after you reject the sales pitch, they still ramble on for twenty minutes rehashing what they said earlier. Sometimes they throw in the "free gift" bribe to maybe change your mind on this incredible one time offer. Or how about the phase "Maybe you did not hear me correctly, you can benefit in so many ways from this". ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!! I dont want your &%%^&*& product. Get that embedded in you thick skull. Leave me alone....oh..and hey, have a nice day. Then hang up :)
