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| Height: |
Without shoes, I
stand at 6' 2" tall. But, when I slip on my
favourite pair of '70's-era disco platform boots
then look out! lol |
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| Hair: |
Yes. It's
true. I have hair.
In fact, I have thick, rich, intelligent, lustrous, gorgeous,
dark brown hair that you can run your fingers
through and say,"Ooooh! Now that's
what I call hair!". |
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| Eyes: |
I have deep,
sparkling, ocean-blue eyes that can gaze into
your own and see right into the depths of your
soul and uncover all the hidden dreams that lie
within... hahaha No, I just
made that last part up. But it sounded pretty
good, huh? I do have blue eyes, though. |
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| Body Style: |
When completely
nude, I weigh in at 175 lbs. with a lean yet muscular,
athletic, well-defined, rock-hard yet cuddly soft, chiselled, powerful, tough yet sensitive, sleek and graceful body surrounded by a brilliant aura of wholesomeness and goodness.
Perky buttocks too! ;-) lol |
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| Race/Ethnicity: |
Actually, I'm
White. (According to my calculations, I'm 106.84%
Polish. Wait a sec, I think my calculator is
broken...) |
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| Religion: |
Not Religious (I
used to think/hope that a kind &
compassionate God may exist but I've pretty much
given up on it.) |
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| Education: |
Some
University. I went
off to study electrical engineering at university
straight after high school with the ill-conceived
notion that such a respected place of
Higher Learning could make me realize my life-long dream
of... becoming smart. And all the nice folks
at university and I, we all tried our darndest
to make me smart. But, alas, as you can probably
already see we've failed miserably. |
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| Languages: |
I'm
fluent in English and Polish and I know a
smattering of French and a few choice words in
Russian. I'm also trying to learn the two phrases,
"I am happy and excited to see you."
and "Yes. That is a banana in my
pocket.", in a diverse array of foreign,
strange-sounding languages. Because I never know
when I will suddenly find myself in the midst of
a foreign (and possibly hostile) country
surrounded by foreign-looking, strange-sounding
and possibly armed natives. I've been told that
those two phrases should help smooth out any
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| Voice: |
Huh?
My voice? Here? On the Internet? You betcha! Just
reply to me and I'll email you a super-spiffy
digital sound file which you can download. And,
as soon as you hit the 'Play' button on the afore-mentioned
sound file, your immediate surroundings will be
joyously filled with the sweet lilting melody
that can only be my voice. I'm sure the prospect
of that is more than enough to convince
you to write me ;-) Hmmm... did I say
'sweet lilting melody'?
AaaaaHahahahahahahaha... AaaaaHahahahahahahaha...
Aaaaaah <sigh> That was a good one. |
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| Occupation: |
Exotic Dancer (Just
kidding! :-) |
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| Life Purpose: |
World Domination, what else? |
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| Location: |
Toronto,
Ontario, CANADA (For now, but one day
I will travel the world!) |
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| Marital Status: |
Single, never
married, and looking... |
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| Has Children: |
No (But I have a
pet rock. Excellent preparation!) |
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| Wants Children: |
Yes |
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| Drinking: |
Don't Drink (and
have never been a drinker) |
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| Drugs: |
Don't do drugs (and have never done
drugs) |
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| Smoking: |
Don't Smoke (and
have never been a smoker)
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| Will Travel: |
Any Distance
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Hmmm, I'm not
really sure what I should say here. Let's just
say that a lot of different things interest me.
So, email me if you want to find out what all
those really,really interesting things are :-)
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What celebrity
do people say you resemble? |
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I now think
I've heard it all. Apparently, I look somewhat like: Edward Furlong
(the kid from Terminator 2), Christian Slater (as in the
movie Robin Hood), Keanu Reeves (as in the movie
The Matrix), David Duchovny (of X-Files fame) and
like the kid that played the young Henry Hill in the movie
Goodfellas. I fully expect the list to grow longer as time
goes on. But, personally, I don't think
they've manufactured a celebrity that looks like me. However,
I could be wrong. You tell me. I'm cool with pretty much anyone you
think I resemble, as long as you don't say I remind you
of some black dude or something. That would just be
so wrong in so many ways.
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What do you
like to do? |
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Pretty much
anything easy going outdoors: Watching the sun
set/rise, looking at waves lap at the shore of
Lake Ontario, sit on a hillside and watch people/life
pass by, joke around with friends, just chill and talk about nothing with
whoever I happen to be with, start conversations
with total strangers, hanging out at a beach,
frolicking naked in flowery meadows... Oops! Too
much information!
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Some of my
favorite musicians/albums... |
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There are songs/artists/groups
I like from every type of music. I listen to it
all. Even country! lol Here are
a few songs that have, for some reason, struck a
chord with me. They're made with RealAudio so
there's no long downloads. Just click the link
for the song and PRESTO! it plays. Listen to 'em.
Who knows? Some of these full-length songs may
surprise you. You need RealPlayer to listen to
them. RealPlayer 8 Basic is FREE so if you
don't have it then get it here . (Handy
Tip: Listen to them after you're all done reading
for maximum 'ad text' enjoyment.)
1.
Dirty Magic, The
Offspring
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Nothing
Else Matters, Metallica
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Comedown, BUSH
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Everlong, The Foo
Fighters
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O Fortuna, From: Carmina
Burana by Carl Orff
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I'd also like
to say... |
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Thanks
for reading all this way so far. I'm glad you still wanted to
scroll down after seeing my pics. It's a real compliment! :-)
Anyway, I'm (ideally) trying to find my soulmate any way I can
(including, obviously, over the Internet), but
if you'd prefer to be 'just friends' then that's cool too. So,
wanna be my friend or possibly more? :-) Please
write me because I'd love to hear
back from you. Your age isn't really important
since I'm basically of the belief that, to
a great extent, age is an attitude and doesn't have much to do whether someone has a good head on their shoulders or not. But, I am
looking for someone who's nice, kind, friendly and who takes
good care of themselves (ie. is
fit and in good shape, isn't a hardcore drug
abuser, etc.) I'm a bit more selective than just that but it's
difficult to describe some of the things one
is looking for by just using words (ie. physical attraction, etc).
Wow! I wrote a LOT. So,
write me a LOT (if you haven't already done so) when you
respond. Tell me all about yourself, write at
least as much as I have in this ad (and answer
the same questions I did) and, if you can,
include a pic or two as you've already seen how I
look like. I have ICQ but it's messed up somehow
so do NOT try to ICQ me because I will never get
your message. Just email me. As a matter of fact,
here's a handy-dandy quick 'n easy ready-to-fill-out
form. It has been meticulously
hand-crafted to perfection. Just for
you ;) I'd just like to
finish off by saying that it's entirely possible that I may
not be the kind of person you're looking for
as a soulmate/friend or vice-versa. But, maybe you know of
some girl (or girls) who may be interested in
taking a look at this Web site of mine. In
that case, can you please help me by passing along this
Web site to them. And hopefully, like a tiny self-propagating
amoeba in this great Sea of Love called
the Internet, this homepage will spread far and wide
enough that it'll eventually reach the eyes of
my future soulmate and will have helped me gain
some great friends in the process. Pass my
Web site on to some friends quickly and easily by
simply clicking here orby simply emailing the Web address of
this Web site to your friends. Thanks
for reading all this and helping me out. Have a
peachy day :-) Take care and bye.
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(When replying, please be sure to
type in my email address exactly as shown
otherwise, if you have even just one character
wrong or missing, your email will never reach me.) |
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Personal
Thought or Quote... |
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"But is the
best you can be the best thing to be?" -Crossroads,
The Offspring "Never play
leapfrog with a unicorn. Think of the
consequences." lol -Ancient Proverb
"Take
life one day at a time. It passes by pretty
quickly."
"Where
it ends, it usually depends on where you start."-
Everlast
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| Height: |
No preference |
| Body Style: |
Average, Petite,
Athletic or Slim/Slender |
| Race/Ethnicity: |
European (ie. White) |
| Religion: |
No Preference
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| Education: |
No
Preference |
| Income: |
No Preference |
| Smoking: |
Prefer they don't
smoke around me, at least. |
| Drinking: |
Doesn't drink or
drinks occasionally |
| Drugs: |
Doesn't
do drugs
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