Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children ages 5 to 10.  Their responses were amazingly astute and very enlightening and amusing:

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Eighty-four.  Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other." (Judy, 8)

 "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tommy, 5)

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike,10)

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
(Jim, 10)

"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys.  Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.  I'm just a kid.  I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell.  That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it.  It takes too long a time to learn." (Leo, 7)

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look.  Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got  anybody to marry me yet."  (Gary,7)

"Beauty is skin deep.  But how rich you are can last a long time."  (Christine, 9)

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." (David, 8)

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' are on TV." (Anita, 6)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."  (Regina, 10)

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers.  You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat.  Make sure it's something she likes to eat.  French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)

"Just see if the man picks up the check.  That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."  (Brad, 8)

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.  They like to order those because it's just like their hearts are on fire."  (Christine, 9)

"The person is thinking:  Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day."  (Michelle, 9)

"You learn it right on the spot, when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)

"It might help if you watched soap operas all day." (Carin,9)

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)

"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." (Roger,8)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out." (Randy, 8)

(Author Unknown)