It seems EVERYTHING "new"
needs repair today.

They sure are not making them
the "old- fashioned" way

that is to say
in a way that would WORK

so we're left losing money
and made to feel like a jerk.

You send something out
needing one part fixed
and when it returns
it's completely "remixed".

Some doctors are the same way too:

"Oops.. you didn't need that part...did you?!"

Cars go in reverse when you are in drive

Planes fall down from the sky.

It's a miracle IF we can survive
through all the things we buy.

Now should you get to heaven before I do
don't pull me through with anything "NEW".