Meet my most pimpinest friend the Den-myster!




Denis Halvadzija
I've known Denis for awhile now. I guess you could say we go way back. Denis likes to analyze my dreams and when he does, he makes so much sense it scares me sometimes.
Denis likes listening to all sorts of different music. We look around looking for good songs and then swap. Denis enjoys everything from Blindside to Tupac to The Spice Girls. Ok, so I'm kidding about the Spice Girls thing but you get the idea.
Denis likes tennis and basketball. It's cool that he likes tennis because it rhymes with Denis. Denis' last name is Halvadzija. It only took me about a year to learn how to spell and pronounce it properly
Denis likes chips and his earliest childhood memory was riding in a toy car. All little kids love toy cars. I know I sure wish I had a barbie car when I was little. Denis likes movies such as Se7en and Donnie Darko. His favorite musical group is Blindside. If you turn up the volume on your speakers you should be able to hear their musical stylings in the background. The best interesting piece of information Denis ever gave me was that "72% of all statistcs are false". Isn't that great? I laughed for like ten minutes. Denis and I share a locker at school and we bond over minute maid and sour skittles. If you don't like calling Denis 'denis' then you might like to refer to him as: Den, Big Den, Big D, Den-Bone, or my personal favorite 'Big Sexy'. Just don't call him Big Bertha, it makes him feel like a cow. The first thing Denis would say if he found a human arm laying in the street with nothing else around is "HOLY CRAP". This is how Denis describes himself: "i am 6' 0, brown hair, green eyes, I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, playing with animals"
Denis is slightly annoyed by Carson Daley but seriously folks, can we blame the man?
Once Denis was caught trespassing and he got a 32$ fine.

This is a picture of Big Sexy himself.