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Ok, so no Idiot Skank has actually stolen my boyfriend...yet...that I know of. But the point is that Idiot Skanks are out to get everyones boyfriends. They run around all skanked up craving attention from anyone and everyone. They prey on guys who already have girlfriends. It gives them some sick deranged pleasure to steal guys from other girls. They skank it up with them and then go in search of another guy who has been happily dating his girlfriend for years. Idiot Skanks mission is to break up this nice happy couple and give 1 (if not both of them) a sexually trasmitted disease. Idiot Skanks do not express remorse or regret. They do whatever they want whenever they want and don't care about the feelings of others. This results in Idiot Skank having a lack of friends. One might wonder, what should the average girl like myself have against these "so-called" Idiot Skanks. Well let me tell you. These Idiot Skanks run around half naked, baiting, tempting and seducing anyone of the opposite sex. Most Idiot Skanks are pretty. I will give the Idiot Skanks that much. So one wonders: If Idiot Skanks are skanky and idiot-like why would my boyfriend be interested in her? The answer is: Guys only care about idiotness and skankiness. Guys want to mix you and Idiot Skank together to create one perfect wonder woman. Unfourtunately we do not have the technology at this moment to do things like these. So what is your unfourtunate boyfriend to do? He is torn between idiot skank and normal nice girl. Well of course dazed and confused boyfriend will go for Idiot Skank because she is hot and is skanky. Thus leaving poor innocent nice girl lonely in the corner. Nice girl will go talk to her friends and discuss how stupid guys are and how Idiot Skanks are skanks. Boyfriend will get dumped by Idiot Skank because another guy has come into her life and she no longer has any use for him. Now let us all feel bad for poor naive boyfriend who was terribly confused when Idiot Skank starting coming onto him. Obviously it is all nice normal girls fault because she doesnt dress skankier and try harder to prostitute herself to him. Damn you nice normal girl. Go to Sirens, pick out the skankiest outfit you can find, then come back and you may have a chance at having a boyfriend. In conclusion: Guys aren't worth it. Let Idiot Skank have them because they are too stupid to realize that Idiot Skanks are Idiot Skanks then they can go right ahead and fuck Idiot Skank. If there are any intelligent men in this whole world, they will have a multitude of nice normal girls to choose from. They may even get to enjoy the pleasure of marriage or raising legitate children. Good job Intelligent Guy, you can have any girl you want. Now I bet all the poor innocent boyfriends wish they were Intelligent Guy, don't they?
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