30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN

1. I've smoked  fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't  we  just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5.  Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and  your  feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will   it  squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How  sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe  if  we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At  least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that  before.
     
19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.
    
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first....

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is  that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28.  Does  it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to  judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'. -