White Trash Barbie

She's larger and meaner than them other prissy,
stuck-up,
think-they're-better'n-you Barbies!  Now every girl
can live the fantasy of
ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park
friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking
pleasure!
 
A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh
  Barbie during her busy
day of bitching and watching TV.

Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top
and sandals. Hot pants or
blue jean cut-offs may be substituted  on dolls
shipped to Alabama.

    Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on
     Barbie's back and she'
     pregnant...again!
    
     Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases
     including:
     "I tol' jew gd#@!   kids to git the hell outa my
     yard!",
     "Git me anuther beer, baybee.",
      "Whur's my f-#!*-n cigarettes?", and more!!
    
     Also Available:
     Barbie Double-wide Dream Trailer. Mobile home fun
     complete with stained
     carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet
     cat Rufus also included.
    
    
     Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'-
     match colors and
     smokin'chokin'exhaust. Coat hanger radio antenna.
  
     Barbies Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg
     action and Pimp Slap
     backhand.  With cowboy boots and Mad Dog 20/20
     bottle.  Curses, mumbles when
     string is pulled.
    
     Married-Life Ken with Beer-bustin' Expanding Waist*.
      Molded to recliner.
     With TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman."
     and "Git me a beer."
     (Waist cannot be reduced once expanded)