> << >>>>>>> > > << Female Comebacks
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> >>>>>>> > > F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: Is this seat empty?
> >>>>>>> > > F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: Your place or mine?
> >>>>>>> > > F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: So, what do you do for a living.
> >>>>>>> > > F: I'm a female impersonator.
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> >>>>>>> > > F: DO NOT ENTER.
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> >>>>>>> > > F: Unfertilized.
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: Your body's like a temple.
> >>>>>>> > > F: Sorry, there are no services today.
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
> >>>>>>> > > F: But would you stay there?
> >>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>> > > M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
> >>>>>>> > > F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.