HoW   To   KeEp A   hEaLtHy   LeVeL   Of InSaNiTy
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At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at
passing cars to see if they slow down.
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Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
>outfits.
Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is
especially
effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
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>Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're
doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
bathroom.'

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
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Insist that your e-mail address be:
xena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com

or Elvis_the_King@companyname.com


Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

>Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized
chair dancing.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts,
etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was
nothing
there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be
faster
than that."

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
>prophecy."

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level
lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you
like
it
that way.

Dont use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

> Ask people what gender they are.

Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

Sing along at the opera.
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Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

***AnD tHe FiNaL WaY tO aNnOy PeOple:

Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like
>this.