What chicks Probably know, But seem to refuse knowing...

1. We dont Lie, most of the time we bend the truth.
2. We are the fashion police, and we only give warnings.
3. We can usually get it in the toilet, not on It.
4. If we cant say we have a big dick, that means we have a small one.
5. We think girs say they are fat just to get sympothy for being a girl.
6. If a guy says he wants a BJ, you are going out wiht the wrong guy; or you have put out the
wrong vibes.
7. Guys like to give girls compliments on their own terms, dont force them, they will come.
8. Guys think very highly of themselves, and although it seems not to hurt when you talk shit
about us, it does.
9. Guys will eventually figure things out, but you can always try to explain.
10. Your thought counts, sometimes.

Send this to...

1 person- you will live In an old folks home and die at a very old age.
2-5 people- you willbe very lucky   in your relationship ;)
6-10 people- you will go out with a  person that looks really good, and is nice too.
10+ - you will live forever... Ill die b4 u cause ur a girl,and you live longer so you can never
complain when you die...

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