CORPORATE LESSONS

Lesson number one:

  A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw  the  crow, and asked him: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day  long?".  The crow answered: "Sure, why not?". So, the rabbit sat on the ground  below  the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the  rabbit  and ate it.

Moral of the story is:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very highup.

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Lesson number two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to  the  top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy".  "Well,  why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?", replied the bull.  "They're
packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found  that  it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the  tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fornight, there he was proudly perched at the top of  the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey  out  of the tree.
  
Moral of the story:
  
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
  
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Lesson number three:
  
  When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain  said: "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions". The feet said: "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about  and get him to where he wants to go". The hands said:  "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the   money".   And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until  finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the  asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up  and  refused to work.Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands  clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the   brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be  the   Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work  while   the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
  
Moral of the story:

You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.