The Perfect Man....


The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

  The perfect man likes children
  And will raise them by your side
  He will be a good father
  As well as a good husband to his bride.

  The perfect man loves cooking
  Cleaning and vacuuming too
  He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.

  The perfect man is sweet
  Writing poetry from your name
  He's a best friend to you mother
  And kisses away your pain.

  He never has made you cry
  Or hurt you in any way
  Oh, fuck this stupid poem
  The perfect man is gay.