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I just don't have all that fancy software I had at work, so I am left to play with this yahoo bologna.  I am in the process of moving out of BFE and back into civilization where there are more than two stop lights, stores open past 11PM and the unknown to wander.  I have three weeks to figure out how to cram a house full of shit into a 10X10 space.  And the battle against the pack-rat that lives inside of me goes on.  I put some pictures of my garden up....need to get some more pictures of me on here, but I have been pretty busy delaing with life, and not having much fun.  Write me a story in my guestbook biotch...word to your moms.
I loved watching Last Comic Standing and Ralphie May got fucked.  That was the funniest guy.  "Light em' up Bush!  I WANT CHEAP GAS!!!"  Dat Phan was a bitch who only made fun of his mom.  I can do that, I could have won myself a show on Comedy Central....fuck that biotch. 

The other day I was cruising in downtown Tacoma applying for jobs when all of a sudden my car starts smoking like Cheech and Chong.  I don't know why the hell the rat bastard started doingi t but hell, I'm a chick and didn't know what to do so I go to the BMW dealership and they tell me I can pay them 179 bones to have them tell me what the problem was in four days and we would go from there.   I am thinking to myself, the car is smoking now, you got a trailer park I can stay in??   I looked at the dude and was like..."Uhm... I think I will go somewhere else."  They are nazis.  I drove down the street to the gas station and proceeded to set off the smoke alarms out by the gas pumps.

This dude came over and put 2 jugs of magic green goo in my car and it has been fine since.  I need to trade that car in...I should have known when I bought it...those people are the same people that helped build the chambers.....
This is one of those jacked up things someone forwarded to me and is so fucked up I just love it:
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