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For pictures of me......... |
For pictures of my garden......... |
I just don't have all that fancy software I had at work, so I am left to play with this yahoo bologna. I am in the process of moving out of BFE and back into civilization where there are more than two stop lights, stores open past 11PM and the unknown to wander. I have three weeks to figure out how to cram a house full of shit into a 10X10 space. And the battle against the pack-rat that lives inside of me goes on. I put some pictures of my garden up....need to get some more pictures of me on here, but I have been pretty busy delaing with life, and not having much fun. Write me a story in my guestbook biotch...word to your moms. |
I loved watching Last Comic Standing and Ralphie May got fucked. That was the funniest guy. "Light em' up Bush! I WANT CHEAP GAS!!!" Dat Phan was a bitch who only made fun of his mom. I can do that, I could have won myself a show on Comedy Central....fuck that biotch. The other day I was cruising in downtown Tacoma applying for jobs when all of a sudden my car starts smoking like Cheech and Chong. I don't know why the hell the rat bastard started doingi t but hell, I'm a chick and didn't know what to do so I go to the BMW dealership and they tell me I can pay them 179 bones to have them tell me what the problem was in four days and we would go from there. I am thinking to myself, the car is smoking now, you got a trailer park I can stay in?? I looked at the dude and was like..."Uhm... I think I will go somewhere else." They are nazis. I drove down the street to the gas station and proceeded to set off the smoke alarms out by the gas pumps. This dude came over and put 2 jugs of magic green goo in my car and it has been fine since. I need to trade that car in...I should have known when I bought it...those people are the same people that helped build the chambers..... |
This is one of those jacked up things someone forwarded to me and is so fucked up I just love it: |