2. Your uncle was in the mafia.
3. You know what a Wawa is and can name about 15 locations of them.
4. You think a mountain is any land form taller than your house.
5. You've hung out in a dug-out pit on the beach or in the woods.
6. You've been to woods parties and gotten caught by the cops.
7. You have an unusable, piece of shit boat in your front yard.
8. You skipped school to go to the beach.
9. You know what a shoebee is and can pick one out at the beach.
10. You live next door to an inpenetrable swamp.
11. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence of African-Amercian and racist Rednecks.
12. You can name all the flavors of Salt Water Taffy.
13. You can smell and know when its low tide.
14. You know where to get the best bagel.
15. You stopped paying for beach tags cause you know one of the checkers.
16. You go to school with all the life guards on the beach and don't listen to them when they blow their whistles at you.
17. You piss the lifeguards off by surfing in the swimming areas.
18. You say "water" weird.
19. You've had sex on the beach and no I'm not talking about the drink.
20. Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you saw happen in Ohio, but definately not here.
21. You know NOT to put ketchup on boardwalk fries.
22. You get three 50's in a row when you play Skeeball.
23. You've almost fallen asleep on the Garden State Parkway.
24. You can't believe MTV came to Seaside Heights.
25. The mafia runs half of the bussinesses in this town.
26. You have mandatory recycling. ENFORCED BY LAW!
27. You know what custard is in Cape May.
28. One time a sea gull shit all over you head.
29. You've waited for the god damn drawbridge for over 10 minutes.
30. You know it can be 70 degrees in January.
31. There is a fruit or vegetable stand down the street.
32. "Anyone who makes bad pizza can go to hell" is your attitude.
33. You often use variations of the word "fuck" while driving.
34. You will always say "YO" and say it often.
35. You don't take any shit from anybody.
36. You own a laser pointer and use it more than 3 times a week.
37. You hang out at the boardwalk constantly and think you will miss something if you aren't there a night.
38. You wear a bathing suit/board shorts everywhere you go.
39. You know EVERY employee at EVERY surf shop in the area.
40. You wear an unnecessary amount of hemp jewelry.
41. You have been kicked out of the arcade by the bald guy with the mustache.
42. You are constantly trying to think of new ways to rip off the arcade machines.
43. You look and act like your from Dazed and Confused.
44. You know that the fudge kitchen "special" is not a "special".
45. You have gotten yelled at for taking too many fudge samples.
46. You talk about people behide their back and are their best friend to their face. (now if this isn't us for ya I don't know what is!!!)
47. You think that anyone who wears large baggy pants is a "freak"
48. You try to use last years beach tags.
49. You consider "Nofx" and "Goldfinger" hard core punk rock.
50. You make fun of the Sun Man or have heard more than 5 rumors about him.
51. You ride around on a freakin' Moped everywhere?!
and Number 52!!!
52. YOU CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN OF THE VILLAS!!!!!