Human Nature and Tradition

hummmma hummmmma look at the plates on that one!!!!

Men are from Mars...Woman are from Venus

Geesh.... ain't that the truth!!!!

Ya know some cultures go way off the beaten track to appeal to the opposite sex. Did ya know that when a woman "Venetian" is actually attracted to the male species "Martian" that their lips become engored with blood and swell??? is True I swear!!! I'm just a regular book of mindless knowledge. !!! I think I watched way to much Documentary stuff... That must have been before I became an "Netitian" lol..

Ok..Ok.. the point Katie.. get to the point..

WELL.. Ya know them dere pics in National Geographic mags.. yes ya know... you guys especially, the ones of the first pics of boobs, ya use to drool over.... and us gals.. well we use to swear we were going to sleep in our bra so that our boobs never get to our knees.. and no jumpin up and down... nothing like slappin yourself silly!

Now ya have seen them ones where the woman have the plates in their lips???? Yuck right?? Those gals are trying to attract a male. In this tribe's culture "that is appealing". So ya got ya little bread plate... ya got ya little sandwich plate ...then ya got ya full course dinner plate.

That dinner plate is going to get that gal the hunk of the tribe!!Imagine that.. that tribe thinks

"SIZE IS EVERYTHING"

Wonder if that works in reverse????

Wonder if these woman use dish soap for mouthwash?

Is this where the term "lips service" comes from?

Brings a whole new meaning to "Forked Tongue" doesn't it???

And what about quality???
You got your everyday plates, your corning ware, and your royal daltons.

If you want to attact that Medicine Man, Ya better get your daddy to dish out the big bucks for the royal dalton lips....

And is this why the men of this tribe wear Loin Cloths??? Just think.. the woman could be drying the dishes while she...... Oh nevermind!!!!!! I'm not going there....

Just think gals ... mens eyes would be on your face .. not staring at your chest. lol

But now us civilized woman .. we intice our "martians" with color intensity!!

Thank gawd too.. cause I would hate to go to bed at nite... lay my head on one pillow, and my lip on another. ha ha ha .

OK .. so now we are at the lipstick part... Red is pretty understandable.. but now-a-days we have the rainbow of colors available to us.. What the hell is that all about???

Color coded lips????

RED= "ohhh baby I want you"
PINK="Just Teasin"
WHITE=(ice queen) "Brrrrrrrr"
GREEN="Go for it"
BLUE="You wouldn't dare"
BLACK="Touch me and your dead"

And now!!!! What is with the earings? Or I should say Nose-rings??Belly button-rings??? Lip-rings? Tongue-rings??
Well gang, if your daughters ask ya for some money to buy some lipstick, Give it to her!!! Things could be worse !!!!
Tell her She looks great with BLack lips!!!!!!! lol
Send them hormone driven boys a message!!! lol

Well I must admit gals.. the competition is fierce.. this new RED Royal Dalton turkey platter better work!!!

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