Velcome!

You are now about to enter the world of Dave, where nothing is quite real, nothing is quite as unusual as it seems, and nothing, ever, can possibly go wrogn.
Disclaimer

The events depicted on this webpage are not real. You're making them all up. You should really get more sleep. And stop drinking so much. And call your mother. She worries.

dave accepts no responsibility for injuries related to the reading of this webpage, the non-functionality of all the links that've gone bad since i last got off my butt and updated this sucker, the content of his webpages, nor the raggedy-ass condition of his hair. In short, dave is every bit as irresponsible as you, so don't bug him if you stay up all night following his links and end up being late to work tomorrow.

'Nuff said.


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