I have developed a theory with the help of others, and now i am willing to share with all
you other people this theory. We all now about our traditional 3 dimensions of space ; length,
width, and height. But some people have wondered about a 4th or even 5th dimension. Well first
of all the 4th dimension does exist. We all know what it is but have not realized its importance.
This dimension is time. I do not mean to ask you to accept anything without reasonable ground
for it. You will soon admit as much as I need from you. You know of course that a mathematical
line, a line of thickness NIL, has no real existence. They taught you that. Neither has a
mathematical plane. These things are mere abstractions. Can an INSTANTANEOUS cube exist?
Can a cube that does not last for any time at all, have a real existence?
Any real body must have extension in FOUR directions: it must have Length, Breadth,
Thickness, and--Duration. But through a natural infirmity of the flesh, which I will explain to
you in a moment, we incline to overlook this fact. There are really four dimensions, three which
we call the three planes of Space, and a fourth, Time. There is, however, a tendency to draw an
unreal distinction between the former three dimensions and the latter, because it happens that
our consciousness moves intermittently in one direction along the latter from the beginning to
the end of our lives.
A middle aged man said to me one day : "Question : Can we actually travel through
time? " I replied : "Answer : Yes Kenneth".
So how is it that we travel through time? Well we do travel through time. Just how do we recall
incidents ? We go back for that instant to recall it. But we have no means of staying there. But
now, after only weeks of research, I have found the way. I have seen the top of the mountain. I
have seen the way.
Light consists of particles. Now, if we were to find a way to freeze these particles, could
we not freeze light ? And thus, freeze time ? For particles to stop motion, we must reach an
extremely low temperature. If you are still reading this pathetic theory and are still interested,
you must have heard of the temperature of absolute zero. And surely you know particles stop
motion at this temperature. Now if we could freeze light, we would freeze time. Time would
stop. Now this is just great for you perverts that would like to freeze time, and go searching
around for people having sex and looking at this frozen frame. But you can easily surf the net for
that ! But if you really want the interesting stuff, wouldn't you like to travel back in time, or
even ahead in the future. Well until now we had no means of doing this. But since we can freeze
time, surely I have found a way to travel through time. Well it is quite simple. Using the
polynomial function :
P(x) = anxn + an-1 xn-1 +.....+ a2 x2 + a1 x + a0 = 0
where the leading coefficient is 1, integral coefficients for a, and a0 is not 0. We can find the
imaginary roots of an equation. Now finding the answer to the square root of i, we can now use
krypton gas, helium, radon, mercury, propane and propane accessories to build a nuclear
substance that will propel out bodies to a speed far greater then the speed of light. We will be
going at the speed of light squared minus 1. If we were to go at the speed of light squared, we
would turn into energy, and that's not what we want. And there you have it. This is my theory. I
will be adding on to this theory from time to time, when I learn new and interesting things from
Kenneth. He told us there would be a use to these imaginary numbers, and In a few years, we
will go back in time, and tell him he was correct.
I owe great thanks to Berns and Rayden, and especially the creator of the word "Question".