Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You have a bumper sticker that says, "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack".
You answer the door before people knock.
You just completed another sweater and you don't even know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you stand still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You lick the coffee pot clean.
You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated Coffee is the Devil's Coffee".
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low".
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy milk by the barrel.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Your goal in life is to amount to a hill of beans.
When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop".
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar".
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You get drunk to sober up.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You think being called a drip is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
Your three favorite things in life are . . . coffee before and coffee after.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation".
Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee!! 
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