Did You Ever Wonder

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn off the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

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If you choke a Smurf, what color would it turn?

Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Corn oil is made from corn, olive oil comes from olives, so what is baby oil made of?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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