ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. (Jeanne, 8)
It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet. (Gary, 7)
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER
One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills. (Ava, 8)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY - I LOVE YOU
The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day. (Michelle, 9)
SOME SURE-FIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores. (Del, 6)
Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love. (Alonzo, 9)
One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me. (Bart, 9)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
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They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them. (Dave, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS OF LOVE
I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. (Regina, 10)
Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me. (Bobby, 8)
I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when "The Simpsons" is on television. (Anita, 6)
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love. (John, 9)
It's love when they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are . . . on fire. (Christine, 9)
Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food. (Brad, 8)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash. (Roger, 8)
Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love. (Randy, 8)
Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work. (Tom, 7) 
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