The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on 
? I said, "Dust!"
If a man speaks in the woods and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% - 
!
In the beginning, God created 
and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four 
and a dog.
Why do men 
before their wives? They want to.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About five 
s.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? 
mothers-in-law.
After the fall of the Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother 
us out of house and home."
Wedding Cake
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