A lot of people do not consider Beavis and Butthead to be appropriate viewing for children, and yet that is the audience that the show tends to draw. Beavis and Butthead can come across as a filthy and juvenile show that relies totaly on sex and toilet humour to be funny and in a lot of ways that is true, actually it is true full stop, but hey, it is still funny!! So to those people that do not like this show and don't mind making that public. SHUT UP......NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK. And to those who enjoy the show as much as my friends and I do, Hey, man, you rule, like yeah, ha ha ha.
1. Uh, hey baby.
Cool Noises
1."I am......"
GUARANTEED EFFECTIVE PICKUP LINES
2. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
3. You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
4. Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
5. Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
6. What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
7. Would you like carry my books for me?
8. If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
9. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
10. My lips are registered weapons.
11. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
12. If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
13. If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
14. If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
15. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
16. Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
17.Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
18. You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
